Stacey: Insert eye roll here.  Nothing happening here.  Just BFFs.

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I’ve been inspired by Japan for many years and have a true love, appreciation and respect for the Japanese people and their culture. The disaster in Japan is beyond heartbreaking, and I want to do anything I can to help. I would never be able to make a gesture like this without the love and support of all the fans over all these years.

Gwen Stefani isn’t the only celeb that has been generous – Sandra Bullock also donated $1 million to the Red Cross to help their efforts in Japan.

You know who didn’t donate a million dollars? Demi Lovato. There was a rumour that she had but it turned out to be false.

Stacey: Just another reason as to why Gwen is so awesome. 

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Sandra Bullock is a lesbian.

Charlie Sheen is a zombie.

Angelina Jolie’s kids are going to kill each other.

These photos could look kinda crazy if you believed the headline, but we’ve seen these photos before. Celebitchy rounds up where they’re all from and how non-violent they are. Maddox is chewing his coat, Pax was excited for ice cream and Shiloh was headed to the toy store. Zahara is the only one you’d have to watch out for here and I don’t think she’d be violent – shifty and manipulative maybe, but not violent.

(side note: me saying that is about as factual as the National Enquirer store that they’re crazy violent. Go figure.)

Stacey: Ya, those kids look really violent.  Especially that Shiloh.  Mean looking, isn’t she?  *eye roll*

Although, I love the picture of Charlie Sheen.  It really sums him up well right now.

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Seriously.  Check out this little munchkin.  Is Sandra Bullock’s son, Louis, seriously not the cutest thing ever?  Look at that pouty face.  It’s killing me.  Because he looks unimpressed about something.  Maybe it’s this?  Because I know that is how I felt when I found out.

No.  Ok.  Well, maybe he has a two-zie in his pampers?  Seems more likely.

Tanya: I think Jesse James still sees Louis every now and again so that face is probably at the realization that he’s about to have another “mommy”, except this one is not nearly as awesome.

Selma Blair is the latest celebrity to announce that she is pregnant.  Who cares, right?

Remember when celebs announcing they are expecting used to be exciting?  I do.  Because it was only like a month ago.  But now, after the slew of expectant baby mamas this past week, I am all babied out.

So, for the record, I officially no longer care about celebs announcing they are expecting.

With these exceptions:

• Angie and Brad announce they are having triplets and/or are adopting again
• Jennifer Aniston announces she is pregnant.  With any one’s baby (which, it seems, may be the next best thing to do for her career)
• Scarlett Johansson announces she is pregnant with Ryan Reynolds baby (I realize they are broken up…that’s why it would be awesome!)
• Sandra Bullock announces the is pregnant with Ryan Reynolds baby
• Selena Gomez announces she is preggo with Justin Bieber’s man child baby

So unless any of these senarios comes up, please don’t bother me with any more announcements, for I no longer care.

Tanya: Alicia Silverstone is pregnant now too.

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Before this gets too out of control, can we just stop this please?  Ever since Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were spotted together on New Years Eve, tabloids have been going crazy trying to tie these two together.  Especially Us Weekly.

Ok, I will be the first to admit that it would be, like, totally awesome if they were hooking up because they go so well together.  And, of course, Ryan would be the luckiest man on earth to get Sandy, but can we please not forget the most important factor here?  The reason all girls love Sandy?  Its because she is a girl’s girl and she knows the code.  What code?  The code that you don’t hook up with your friends ex’s.  Ever.

Look.  Sandy is friends with Ryan Reynolds…they starred in The Proposal together…but they have been friends long before that andshe has long been chummy with Ryan’s ex, Scarlett Johansson.  So much so that on December 28th, as reported here by Lainey, Scarlett, Sandy, and Drew Berrymore were spotted lunching together at Sandy’s restaurant.

Please. Sandy is not that bitch.  You know.  The one that tells you she loves you but is actually trying to date your man.  No.  She is not that friend.  The type of friend that Sandy is is the one who stays close with both people after a break up and hears both concerns and supports both people through the tough times and, if it’s right, even encourages a reconciliation.

So, as awesome as Sandy and Ryan would be together, can we just stop pretending?  Our Sandy isn’t like that.

PS.  Men and women can be friends without wanting to have sex with one another.

Tanya: Everything you say here might be true. But do we really know that Sandy isn’t that type of girl? I love the smut level of this story if it were true. I’m secretly hoping that it is.

I’m blown away by how beautiful Heather Morris is. On the show she always has her hair pulled back so tight and is so timid that you really don’t get to see it.

Stacey: She is actually the ONE character on the show that I can stand.  She makes me laugh.  And she is super under rated.  Did you see the Brit Brit episode?  She has a rockin body to boot.

Tanya: I just saw the Britney Spears episode the other day and Heather Morris was amazing! Totally gained a new respect for her. I’d like to see more of her and less of Quinn & Rachel. On that note, why was the last song of the Britney episode not even a Britney song? Super lame.

(pic: Socialite Life)

I’m really only posting this because I think she looks awesome

Stacey: Just because you disagreed with me on my last two posts, I am disagreeing with you here.  I think she looks terrible.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Just because we love Sandra Bullock and Betty White, here is a picture of them busting out some killer moves at the Teen Choice Awards this weekend.

Sandy would be an awesome girl to be friends with.  Someone who loves who she is and would love you for who you are and when you go out dancing, wouldn’t judge you for dancing like a maniac to your favorite tune.

Tan, you think Sandy would be our friends if we asked her to come out dancing with us?

Tanya: Sadly, I don’t think she would join us. I think she’s going to be pretty secluded here on in. But I’m sure she would if that whole Jesse James nonsense didn’t happen, so we should hold it against him.

Who the heck is that greasy, nasty ass guy with Faith Hill and Sandra Bullock?

What?  Thats Time McGraw?  It can’t be!  He is normally so handsome.

That photo of him is horrifying!  Now, thats what someone looks like when they come off a three day coke bender.  Relax, peeps, I am not saying he did, I am just saying he looks like he did.

Tanya: Yikes! Tim McGraw looks like a mess. Maybe he just finished a concert and is sweaty and tired from the effort he put in…