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Oh gawd.  I thought these two were through?  Why WHY are they together again?

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson were spotted chatting it up at the Spike’s Guy’s Choice Awards.  Hopefully this is just a brief encounter and not a rekindling of their relationship.  Because if not, I may have to stage a Sean Penn intervention for ScarJo.

A “source” is telling People Magazine that Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn have officially called it quits. Thank you!!! I was sick of throwing up in my mouth every time I saw those two together. Let’s hope these two take it easy on the dating scene for awhile and don’t try to rebound. I don’t think I can take any more Sean Penn + whoever gossip and Scarlett Johansson needs some time to reflect and think about young hot men instead of creepy old dudes.

Stacey: I feel this relationship could have had a few more gossipy gifts…like maybe a public fight, a pregnancy scare, a short lived engagement.  Over all, it didn’t have the juice I thought it could have.

But I am happy for Scarlett that it is over.  And hopefully out of her system.  Sean Penn = bad news.

If you were invited to a dinner with the President (or Prime Minister here in Canada) would you be on your best behaviour? I totally would. Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson? Nah.

Despite being in the presence of President Barack Obama and celebrities like Mila Kunis and Donald Trump, an eyewitness tells Us Weekly that Scarlett Johansson was engrossed in an “intense” makeout session with Sean Penn at Saturday’s White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C. It happened right as the main course of the dinner was being put on the table,” the witness says, adding that Johansson, 26, sat in Penn’s lap during part of the meal.

Gross. I wonder if that resulted in the people at their table throwing up their meal into their cups and napkins.

Stacey: IMO, make out sessions at the dinner table are inappropriate even at the most casual of dinners.

And who wants to see anyone making out with Sean Penn?  *gag*

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According to reports, Scarlet Johansson is moving into her new beau, Sean Penn’s house.

Ugh.

Already?  Seriously?

Does this girl not have any girlfriends out there telling her this is a BAD IDEA?!?!?

Like, who would ever think this is a good idea?  I mean, first of all, its Spicoli.  Second of all, she is just, JUST, coming off of her divorce from Ryan Reynolds.  This has “Worst Idea EVER” writen all over it.

Look.  I get it.  Going through something like a divorce must be devestating.  I have a few friends who have.  And it leaves you questioning who you are as a person, the choices you’ve made in your life, the direction you are going, what your values and beliefs are….this is no time to move in with your old balls boyfriend who has a history of not being faithful and being a narcasistic prick.  He didn’t change for his wife and mother of his children…what makes you think he will change for you?

WTF, Scarlet, WTF?

Mark my words, this is going nowhere good and I have a feeling its just going to end with Scarlet feeling/looking like a total idiot.

Tanya: Instead of giving me the “bad rebound” vibe this is starting to give me the “creepy older man predator taking advantage of a young naive woman” vibe. Kinda like the Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood hook up. You’d think that JUST going through a divorce would leave you wanting some time to figure out who you are and what you want. Not jumping into something super sketchy with a man who has a terrible history. And you’d think that HE, having gone through all the drama that he has, would encourage her to get herself together before he encouraged her to latch on.

I’m no “love expert”, though I do have to say I have a better marriage track record than either of these two (zing!), but I firmly believe that you have to have the best interests of the other person in mind if you want to have a functioning relationship. This doesn’t seem like a move that will foster mutual and individual growth. It seems needy.
I’m with you on this one Stacey, this is not going to end well.

Sean Penn was out jogging again, thankfully with a shirt on this time, and he was joined by Scarlett Johansson and Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson? This keeps getting weirder and weirder to me.

Sean Penn – grumpy old man who is recently divorced from his wife who thinks he’s the only person who knows how to save Haiti.

Scarlett Johansson – young hottie, wannabe folk artist, recently divorced who likes to stay out of the public eye.

Owen Wilson – new baby daddy, former suicide attempt, good friend of Woody Harrelson.

The connection? I’m not sure. But I have a feeling that they met at a party and shared a joint which sparked a life-long friendship. Maybe they also shared some sort of weird trip about how they’re not living life to the fullest which inspired the jog.

Can’t you totally see these 3 sitting around a campfire indulging in some herb and sharing stories? It’s really the only way this makes sense.

(aside: I typo’d that these three went for a “job” instead of jog which would also be totally appropriate. They all could use a good movie role)

Stacey: Drug use + people who wouldn’t normally be friends = inappropriate bonding.  Its true.

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Taking a date to a wedding is like taking them to a family dinner for a major holiday – it means commitment. Scarlett Johansson took Sean Penn to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding this weekend. Ick. These two together just gives me the willies.

Stacey: Are they on our least favorite celeb couple list yet?

Tanya: Ugh. They are now. I had been trying to not recognise them as an actual couple but I guess this is pretty much as official as it gets.

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Ugh.  I already hate these two.

More confirmation that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are doing it.  Apparently, they were at Hotel Marmont on a date and were holding hands intermittently.  Well, at least that is better than putting her feet in his crotch at the table.

I am not saying something that everyone doesn’t already know, but this is going to end badly.

Tanya: This whole story makes me vomit in my mouth. I’m choosing to ignore them as a couple in hopes that the whole thing goes away.

There’s always an unspoken competition between exes to see who can move on to someone hotter and better. While Scarlett Johansson is taking trips to Mexico with Sean Penn, Ryan Reynolds is getting a piece of this. Meet German model Agnes Fischer.

Needless to say, this round goes to Ryan Reynolds.

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Alright, there was rumours a while back that Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson were all hot for each other but we brushed it off because the idea of it is pretty gross. Well, the two of them were out grabbing a bite to eat the other day and check out this body language. They are clearly very comfortable with each other and Scarlett has her leg resting on Penn’s chair. I do that at home with my husband so I can slouch better in my chair but I don’t think I’d ever do that at a restaurant, and I’d never put my feet on a friend while we were grabbing lunch. That’s kinda weird.

There’s something about the mixture of feet and food here that is implying that they’re totally doing it.

Stacey: I don’t know.  I mean, I am pretty close with my guy friends…but I am not sure that I would put my feet in their lap.  It’s not the food and the feet that bothers me…its the feet in the crotch that bothers me.  Even if they aren’t doing it, she is at least being flirtatious with him.  Why anyone would want Sean, especially someone as beautiful as Scar-Jo, is beyond me.

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LOVE the dress Scarlett Johansson wore to the Oscars. She looked great.

Stacey: I disagree.  I think it looked like drapes from an old person’s house.  I like the color though.  And her hair looked great…for once.

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