Remember last year when Diddy bought his son a $300,000 Maybach for his Sweet 16? Well apparently we’re all racist for talking about it:

“The whole thing about giving a Maybach to my son, that’s really like a racist question. You don’t ask white people what they buy their kids. And they buy ‘em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain’t no question. It’s really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you.

So I guess I’m extra racist because I’m posting about Puffy’s gifts again. This year his son made the Honour Roll so as a reward Puffy got him a Maybach Limo:

“Justin has turned himself around and is now an Honours student, which he wasn’t before, so I wanted to treat him. It’s a collector’s car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes.”

Your son prefers the simpler things so you buy him a Maybach limo? Totally in touch with your kids there Puffy. The kid probably wants something he can actually use, like a sexy but not too flashy sports car that he can drive around in with his friends when the go out on weekends without some driver that will totally rat on them when they throw eggs at houses, or whatever shenanigans they get into.

Stacey: Ummm, Tanya.  You didn’t call him by his new name…it’s Diddy Dirty Money.  Hello, get with it.  You’re so racist.

*insert big, fat, giant eye roll here*

(pic: Dlisted, quote: Popeater)

Justin Bieber is some teen heart throb from Toronto (or so I hear) and it sounds like he’s starting a beef with Sean Puffy Combs.

“He said when I turn 16 he was going to give me his Lamborghini. But we all know Diddy’s not gonna give me his Lamborghini. He’s all talk.”

I’d like to see this become some big rivalry with Justin & Puffy writing songs about how they’re gonna get each other. Diddy can write a song about doing Bieber’s mom and Justin can retaliate with a song about making out with Justin Dior, Diddy’s son. More likely it will just be back and forth statements to the press made out to be a running joke that is actually just drawn out publicity.

Is it wrong of me to want to see a Diddy v. Bieber show down? A 16 yr old vs. a 40 yr old who are both probably more concerned with damage to their face than actually striking their opponent. Puffy’s entourage would step in a stop it. *Sigh*

Stacey: Seriously, who IS this kid?  This is the current heart throb?  When I was that age I was in love with…who was I in love with at 16?  I can’t think of the top of my head but I am fairly certain it was some hot rocker or a manly actor….this kid looks like he hasn’t even hit puberty yet.

But I still think he could kick Diddy’s ass.

Tanya: I think I was into Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Scott Wolfe at that age. lol, JTT was such a cutie!

Stacey: Totally!  I wonder what he is up to now?

(pic: Socialite Life)

Puffy’s little boy turned 16 this weekend and for his coming of age, papa bought him a car. A $360,000 Maybach complete with his own driver. Puffy also gave the young man $10,000.

Also included a pic of Iddy Biddy Diddy (not his real name; it’s actually Justin Dior) sitting on a throne with a crown. My first instinct here was so say that young J. Dior inherited his father’s ego, but he later told reporters that he plans on donating that $10,000 to Haiti relief efforts so I’ll go with my second instinct: the party and the throne are Puffy living vicariously through his son.

(pics: Dlisted)