While Lindsay Lohan tries to be just like Marilyn Monroe, Shia LaBeouf is trying to be just like Marilyn Manson. I’m not sure which is worse: a drug addicted, emotionally disturbed actress or a drug addicted, emotionally disturbed musician. I’m going with Marilyn Manson as being the sadder one to emulate. At least Monroe is a glorified sex object. Manson is just… gross.

Stacey: What a douche.  I am talking about both of them.

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Us here at I Smell Smut have often wondered if Shia LaBeouf is hot or not.  For me, he is very charismatic and I like that.  But looks wise…I don’t know.  Apparently, though, Shia got game.  In a recent Details interview Shia admits to hooking up with Megan Fox, Isabel Lucas, and Hilary Duff.

The one thing, though, when pressed about the Megan Fox hook up, Shia can’t be sure whether or not she was with fiance Brian Austin Green at the time.

From Details:

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

I don’t know.  I kind of think he is a bit of a douche for “kissing and telling”.  But whatever.  Check out the article.  It is actually quite interesting.

Tanya: If I were Shia LaBeouf I wouldn’t be repeating “I don’t know” 12 times, I’d be repeating “I banged Megan Fox” 12 times.

Shia LaBeouf is doing a great job to make sure he never ever ends up on a “hottest actors”. What is going on with this kids’ hair??! I can’t quite tell if he’s got a reverse mullet going on (short in the back long up top) or if it’s just wild poodle hair. Either way it needs to stop. Can someone please hire Shia for a movie role and make him buzz it all off? Shia has potential, but I just can’t with this hair.

(heh, in the description for this photo Shia is referred to as a “young stud”. Puhleaze!)

Stacey: What the hell is happening here?  What is happening with Shia.  It’s like he is de-evolving or something.  Yuck.

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Here’s Shia LaBeouf going for a run shirtless and it’s… confusing? When he’s cleaned up Shia can actually be kinda cute. And it looks like he works out a fair bit and is fairly ripped. But instead of feeling a little pervy about seeing a cute young man who is lean and athletic looking all hot as he runs around without a shirt on I just feel confused. His face reminds me of Gerard Butler after being punched a few times, his socks remind me of my grandpa and his excessive hair (facial and head) is kinda caveman-ish.

Remember this? I stand by it, except instead of 32 we might have to bump it down to 25. So should we call Shia LaBeouf “Gutler Jr” or Gerard Butler “Shia Sr”?

Stacey: Ummm, thanks for the reminder Tan.  I was hungry but have now suddenly lost my appetite.

This picture offends me on, like, 8 different levels.  To be honest, I would rather be looking at Gutler. 

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I think I found a boyfriend for our Sad Bag Lady.  Here is Shia LaBeouf at the airport looking like a Sad Bag Man.  I guess I would be sad too if I only had one pair of pants.

Tanya: No. Shia LaBeouf and Isabel Lucas can never be together. It’s too depressing. If they lived together their furniture would “I’m out this bitch” and just get up and leave. They both need to date young, cute, up-beat people to cure their sads. I’m going to pair Isabel Lucas with Kellan Lutz and Shia LaBeouf with Emma Stone. Then maybe we can spread a little happiness in the world.

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Kid Cudi & Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf is apparently BFFs with rapper Cage and previously directed his video for “I Never Knew You” (below). Now Cage has a new song with Kid Cudi and they’re getting Shia to direct the video for that one too.

Shia LaBeouf is suddenly a little cooler to me.

Stacey: Meh.  Being friends with cool people doesn’t make you cool.  I would be “case in point”.  My hubby is pretty cool.  I am not.  And being married to him doesn’t make me any cooler.  In fact, I think it may make him less cool for being married to me.

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One couple who I really like together, but who I always seem to forget about, is rumoured to have split.

Carey Mulligan & Shia LaBeouf are said to have called it quits after Wall Street 2 and it’s being said that Carey has moved back to London from New York where where and Shia had been living for the last year. Where did Shia move? Who knows. My guess is back into his mom’s basement.

Remember how cute these two were? So cute.

Stacey: They were cute.  Young love.

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Shia LaBeouf is back behind the wheel after having his license suspended in July 2008 when he rolled his SUV and refused to take a breathalyzer. Being without wheels the last two years has probably sucked pretty harsh for him, but it’s given us some good bus stop moments with Carey Mulligan.

Stacey: Hopefully he will take the responsibility of driving more seriously this time around.  It’s a privilege not a right.

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Shia LaBeouf ran the Los Angeles Marathon over the weekend on behalf of U.S. VETS. Shia traded in his trademark gray jeans for some tight running pants. Sexy.

Stacey: I am just happy he has bought himself a new pair of pants.  I don’t care what they look like.

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Here’s Shia LaBeouf looking all office-y in GQ Magazine.

While the suits are a nice step up from his normal grey jeans, Shia just doesn’t do it for me. Am I alone on this?

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Stacey: I don’t know.  I like him.  There is something about him that is really attractive.  I don’t mind his nostrils (see comments).  But I do mind that he only has one pair of pants.

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