There is a theory that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are hot together but when they’re apart they both look like total messes. Based on that theory I should have known that something was up when Jude Law was out in his sweatpants, high-top sneakers, but without his hair line. Turns out he and Sienna Miller have called it quits and are no longer bringing out the hot in each other.

It’s a shame really, because when Jude Law pulls himself together he can be rather dashing. Now we’ll just get more of this.

Stacey: While I like these two together I also like them better a part.  Umm hello!  Gossip gold mines.  When they are a part she is having affairs with married men and he is fathering babies with one night stands.   

(pic: JustJared)

Jude Law & Sienna Miller are planning to get married in front of family and friends sometime soon but to tide them over they had a traditional ‘Baci’ marriage blessing when there were in Laos. This wedding ceremony is performed by a village shaman who joins them at the wrist with thread. As a token of their symbolic action they each wear red and white thread bracelets.

Cool. How much fun would that be to travel the world and get married in the local cultural tradition?

(Source: Daily Mail, Pic: Socialite Life)

Here’s a round-up of the best and the average outfits at the 2010 MET Gala. Worst dress list to follow!

Best: Blake Lively, Emma Watson and Satsuki Mitchell. Blake’s dress is a great colour and the cut suits her – I just hope this is a standing event or someone is going to get a show. Emma’s dress is crisp and fresh with the right combination of Greco-Roman-call-girl (that is a compliment, I guess). And Satsuki Mitchell keeps it classy when all these other ladies are just over the top. Plus her dress brings out Daniel Craig’s eyes. Awwww!

Zoe Saldana & Gwen Stefani were THIS close to getting on my best list but their outfits are just a little off. Zoe’s looks good when she does the ‘over the shoulder’ look but head on it’s a little too much and Gwen’s kinda looks like either cotton batting or spiderwebs. It’s not doing it for me.

JLo, please, honey, tone it down a little.

Stacey: This year was a little disappointing for me.  I didn’t love love love anyone’s dress.  Ok, maybe Emma Watson.  Actually, oddly, I really liked Katy Perry.  It was fun and adventurous and had tons of personality…just like her!  Other than that, it was a big, fat “meh” from me.  Boring!

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We posted a few days ago that Jude Law & Sienna Miller were rumoured to be totally doing it after they were spotted shared a pizza together. Well, now they’re having sleepovers so that pretty much confirms it.

Here they are leaving Jude’s apartment with a police escort after a barrage of fans & paps accumulated outside Jude’s place and pretty much trapped them in.

Stacey: You know, these two just feel right together.  I hope that they can make it work.  But not likely.  They both tend to be “playas”.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Jude Law & Sienna Miller – Back On!

Jude & Sienna are both in NYC doing their Broadway shows are were spotted dining together over Thanksgiving. According to JustJared they split a pizza and a $350 bottle of wine, and Jude left a $100 tip. “They came in holding hands,” the source said. “They only had eyes for each other.”

You may recall that the two were engaged way back when after Sienna broke up Jude’s marriage – or was it the nanny that broke up the marriage and Sienna came in after? I have a hard time keeping this one straight.

I dunno about them getting back together though… doesn’t Jude have enough drama going on in his life? And he’s not married anymore so I don’t know why Sienna is digging him.

Does sharing a pizza automatically mean your doing it?

Stacey: Oh come on.  You know this is totally true.  And really, aren’t these two perfect for each other?  What with his baby mama drama and her stealing other people’s husbands?  They are a match made in heavan!

Laundry day?

If you opened your closet tomorrow and only had these 2 beautiful frocks to choose from would you pull a Paris and go out in pink (with matching…. hat?) or would you channel your inner sofa and go out in Sienna’s fancy gold & red getup?

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I highly doubt these were the only options either of these always classy ladies had to wear yesterday, and yet they still chose them.

Stacey: Just judging the dresses?  Sienna’s for sure.  While I am not a huge fan of her, Sienna’s dress is far less vomit inducing that Paris’.  And its more age appropriate.  She has great legs too…and such a pretty smile…wait…why don’t I like her?

As for Paris.  Does Paris realize she isn’t a teenager at her Sweet 16?  What is it with her?  How is it that she can make everything she wears slutty?  Is that what she is TRYING to do?  The headpiece is too much….just too much.  And that stupid pout is enough to make me want to beat her with that ugly purse…too harsh?  That is the rage this women induces in me.

Something I have never been able to understand…my hubby loves Paris.  Its enough to divorce him over.

Tanya: Only judging the dress, not the girl. Though it is very hard not to judge the girl… Having the choice only between the two I’d wear Paris’ dress simply because the like the cut better. And to be 100% honest I like the clutch. And the shoes.

Is it just me or does Paris look extra tranny in this shot? I think it’s the jaw line.

Stacey: She always looks like a tranny.  And its not just her jaw line.

Tanya: My husband: “Why ya gotta hate on Paris?” *sigh* What are we going to do with these boys?