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Well, last night was the Met Gala and what that means is that everyone and their dogs were attending wearing their bold and/or beautiful best.  Since the pictures are giving me a big, fat, case of the yawnies, rather than posting a million posts about each individual dress, I just decided to pick a couple high lights and low lights.

Highlights?  I love Christina Ricci’s dress; I think she looks amazing.  And I know you guys don’t like Maggie Gyllenhaal but I do so I included her.  And I loved Emma Stone’s dress and Michelle Williams too.  And Sofia Vergara because, wek

Lowlights?  Brooklyn Decker is straight up offending me with her brightly colored, flat dress.  Seriously, this color is horrible and makes her look like she has zero shape.  And Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.  Need I say more?

Tanya: I agree with you on all except Christina Ricci – her dress accentuates her tiny waist a little too much and makes her body look incredibly weird.

Some others I’ve come across and wanted to add: Beyonce’s dress was so tight she had to be carried up the stairs, Kate Hudson decided to accentuate her ass to make her baby bump look smaller (?), Miranda Kerr wins the “Stripper Wedding Gown” award this year (there’s a dress that fits this category every year), Mary Kate Olson in her Mrs Clause dress and Demi Moore wearing the outfit that she probably wore to watch the Royal Wedding because she wasn’t invited.

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If your eyes are still burning from seeing Britney Spears in a thong bodysuit, this should help. Sofia Vergara showing some cleavage on set. Meow!

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Earlier I claimedthat Cheryl Cole would not hit the radar on a list of hottest women over here in North America.  Well, I stand corrected.  AskMen just released their annual list of chicks men would most like to bang hottest women.  And Cheryl Cole is sitting at #6.  Hmmm.  Who knew?

The rest of the list is as follows:

10. Jessica Pare
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Katy Perry
7. Scarlett Johansson
6. Cheryl Cole
5. Miranda Kerr
4. Selita Ebanks
3. Sofia Vergara
2. Mila Kunis
1. Blake Lively

Most of the list is pretty good.  Blake Lively though?  The hottest?  Hotter than Sofia Vergara?  I clearly don’t know anything about anything because I would never say that Blake is hotter than Sofia.

Tanya: I think Blake Lively is hotter than Sofia Vergara.

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Ummm, hi.  Can we please talk about how insanely hot Sofia Vergara is?  Seriously.  Look at that face.  That body.  The smile.  The accent.  Its all…awesome!  And, this dress fit her like a glove last night.  Which really is a feat unto itself as I am just trying to figure out how she is getting her girls to stay up with so little material.  I could look at and listen to Sofia all day long.  Gorgeous!

Tanya: Agreed. That is a great dress on a beautiful woman.

I don’t know who is paying off People Magazine but they’re “sneak peak” of People’s 2010 Most Beautiful People list is out and Channing Tatum is #2? THIS GUY?! Pift. Whatever.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Julia Roberts
2. Channing Tatum
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Sofia Vergara
8. Bradley Cooper
9. Katy Perry
10. Amanda Seyfried

Last year we agreed that the Most Beautiful People of 2009 was pretty good, but this year I don’t feel the same way. Maybe it’s because my coffee tasted like crap this morning, but I just don’t agree with the list. Jakey G and Zoe Saldana, yes. Perv stache Tatum & Julia Roberts no. Julia is pretty on the outside, but I think her bitchiness should bump her from the top 10. And fake tan line Cooper? I’m undecided. When he brings it he really brings it, but when he doesn’t he really doesn’t.

Stacey: What?  I am straight up objecting to this list.  Tanya, maybe we should do our own beautiful people list.  We talked about it last year…maybe this is our year?

Tanya: Yes we should. Start keeping notes of beautiful people and when the magazine with the full list comes out we’ll school it.