Exhibit A: Nicole Kidman in a shiny leopard trench.

Exhibit B: Gwen Stefani in an over sized leopard sweater-jacket.

Both were showing their spots this weekend; but which one rocked it best?

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(side note: I REALLY hope leopard print jackets are not the new trend)

As voted by you, here are the Top 5 Worst Celebrity Couples.

If we can't cash in on our celebrity, we'll cash in on yours!

1. Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
2. Heidi & Spencer
3. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
4. Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt
5. Tie: Brangelina and Ice-T & Coco

Ouch. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie on the same level of awfulness as Ice-T & Coco. Probably because we’re so bombarded with them all the time (Jen & Ben back together, Angie pregnant again, Angie has affair, Brad has affair, Jen & Angie talk adoption, blah, blah, blah, blah). They keep a low profile too. Imagine if they put in 1/100th of the time and effort our top 4 awful celebrity couples do to be photographed and named in the tabloids. *shudder*

Stacey: Well done I Smell Smut-ers.  I think that this is a pretty good (or bad) list.  I am especially happy that Brangelina made it in there.  But why all the hate on Coco?  Seriously.  How can you hate this woman? 

(Pic: awesternheart.blogspot.com)

We both smell the same.

It’s a tie. We’ve had the poll open for a week and today Russell Brand and Kanye West were tied 50-50. Equal amounts of douche? I guess so. See Stacey, we were both right They are both the biggest douche out there.

Stacey: Really?  A tie?  I thought for sure Kanye would come out on top.  I guess Russell’s man mane and  ball hugging pants are too much for some people.

Who’s up next?

PS What is up with this pic of Russell…STOP TURnING YOUR FEET IN!!!!

Top 5?

We’ve picked our Top 5 Celebrity Couples, now you get your say.

Pick your 5 favourite celebrity couples from the list below or, if your faves aren’t on here, leave a comment with who you think is the best so we can add them to the running.

Best Celebrity Couple:

• Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale (25%)
• Posh & Becks (21%)
• Beyonce & Jay-Z (21%)
• Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal (17%)
• Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel (8%)
• Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard (0%)
• Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson (17%)
• Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady (46%)
• Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (21%)
• Other (add who it is in the comments!) (0%)

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Ashton Kutcher has challenged CNN to a race to see who can get to 1,000,000 Twitter followers first.

Please people, for the love of all things that are right in this world, don’t let Kutcher beat CNN. If you have a Twitter account please follow cnnbrk ASAP! You can see how many followers they have at ChartBeat.

We’ve done the first I Smell Smut tweet today, if you want to follow us you can do so here but I can’t guarantee it will be updated regularly (if at all). If you’re dying for some Twitter updates let us know and maybe, just maybe, we’ll do it.

Who is the King Douche of all Doucheland?

Last week Russell Brand challenged Ashton Kutcher for the title of King Douche and won. It was close but Russell Brand now holds the crown.

In another post on Kanye last week Stacey said that Kanye West may be the King Douche of all Doucheland.

Now it’s time for us to decide who should wear the coveted crown:

Who is the bigger douche?

• Kanye West (50%)
• Russell Brand (50%)

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Tags: Kanye West, russell brand, Stink Off

I challenge you to a duel!

It has already been established that Ashton Kutcher is a douche, but is he King Douche?

Here to challange Ashton’s right to the throne is Russell Brand. It’s a tough call, but someone needs to make it and those people are us. People who don’t know them and judge them solely on the roles they take, interviews they do, what they wear, and what they blog/twitter about.

And now we must pull out our Douche-o-Meters and decide:

The title of King Douche belongs to:

• Ashton Kutcher (43%)
• Russell Brand (57%)

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Tags: Ashton Kutcher, russell brand, Stink Off

"No, I'm the greatest!"

Both are likely to leave your bathroom stinking for hours, but if you asked them they’d tell you that they shit solid gold that carries the delicate aroma of lilac.

So, which one is more full of himself? Kanye “God’s gift to music” West or Justin “God’s gift to the ladies” Timberlake.

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(Photo credit Time Inc)