Not only is Suri Cruise photographed holding some Penis Gummies but apparently her assistant also purchased them for her. Does no one pay attention to what is happening here or are they a gift for dad?

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I know there’s been a lot of Suri Cruise on the site lately but she’s cute, she’s in Vancouver, and she doesn’t live the life of a normal kid which is interesting enough.

Here she is strutting around town with a pacifier. Isn’t 4 years old a little old for a pacifier?

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I love petticoats on kids. A lot. I “awww” when I see them and how could you not, really? Take a look at Suri Cruise – even though high-tops and petticoats don’t really go (so I’ve been told when I try to wear it) she still looks like she has got Vancouver on lock down.

Suri Cruise & Katie Holmes went to a burger joint in Vancouver and then headed over to visit Tom Cruise on set of Mission Impossible 4. I think having Suri Cruise visit Vancouver has probably boosted their economy 250% over last year – and that includes the 2010 Winter Olympics. This girl is out shopping every day (yesterday they overtook a toy store) and when she’s not shopping she is knocking back the Starbucks or heading out for cupcakes. Suri Cruise is 4 years old and lives my dream life.

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I am getting the impression that Suri Cruise is not headed to Starbucks every day because she’s a chocolate or caffeine addict, I think it’s because she’s an attention addict. In my experience, 4 year old girls LOVE getting attention and look at that face – that’s an attention face right there.

I guess if your mom is off wearing bad pantsuits and your dad is busy pretending to be straight at hockey games, you’ve got to get your attention wherever you can. Even if that means going to get photographed at Starbucks.

Not to be a downer, but Suri Cruise kinda reminds me of Britney Spears.

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(Pic: Just Jared)

Another day, another sighting of Suri Cruise at Starbucks.  I was starting to think maybe she was hooked on the junk (caffeine) but we can all rest easy.  As upon looking at her cup, we can see that she is slamming back a hot chocolate.

Now, coming from someone who is addicted to chocolate (don’t laugh, it’s true!) I am not sure being a chocolate junkie is all that great either but it is probably better than being hooked on coffee at 4.

Tanya: It’s a total hot chocolate day. I had one myself

Best part of Suri today is her cowboy boots – check these out!

Katie Holmes gets photographed all the time leaving Starbucks with like 6 coffees and we always wonder who they’re all for. Well, I think they’re probably all for Suri. Here’s Suri at a Starbucks in Vancouver with her nanny and bodyguard. No Katie Holmes so it’s not a “drop in with mommy” deal. This is Suri demanding that her limo pull over so she can get a Grande Dolche. Actually, it looks like she got a Tall this time which is kinda nice to see. Maybe she knows she’s got her day cut out for her because she doesn’t have to deal whit either parent for the time being.

Stacey: Mmmm.  I could go for a tall soy chai tea latte right now.  With whip cream and nutmeg….mmmmm.

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(Pic: Just Jared)

Suri Cruise is, like, the best dresser of all the celeb kids.  Seriously.  Look at this awesome faux fur coat she is rocking.  So cute!

I wonder about Suri as she grows up.  Obviously, she will be raised as a Scientologist.  Lainey posted a link to this article in The New Yorker.  It is a loooong read but it is a good one.  If you are at all intrigued about the scepticism and controversy surrounding the all mighty Xenu and what they are all about, this is a great read.

Do you know anyone who is a Scientologist?  When I was in high school, my boyfriend at the time’s brother joined the Sea Org while on travels in Australia (read the article if you are interested in what the Sea Org is) and he and his father had to go down there and essentially rescue the brother.  It was pretty freaky.  And the stuff they talk about in the article, this is exactly what was experienced by his family as well.

What is interesting about Scientology, if you read this article, is I think there are aspects to it that sound really great.  But then there are other things that just make you shake your head.  It really makes you wonder….

Tanya: This jacket makes me wonder: faux fur or the real deal? It’s Suri here. This coat is probably baby seal with little diamond buttons held into place with endangered eagle claws.

Katie Holmes, Isabella & Suri Cruise hit up a Starbucks in Vancouver the other day and OMG that’s a grande. I’m not going to judge Katie Holmes for letting Suri wear high heels(already, maybe I will just a bit), but I am going to judge this. I’m sure Suri isn’t drinking a double espresso or anything (actually, I’m not sure of that) but even if it is the hot chocolate that the photo caption says it is that is a LOT of hot chocolate. The cup is practically the size of her body!

I get sugar jitters after drinking a grande hot chocolate and I’m a LOT bigger than Suri. And maybe it is sugar free, but how could she possibly fit that volume of liquids into her body? I have a feeling Suri demanding the grande to be like her mom & sister and if she had gotten a Tall or, heaven forbid, a Short hot chocolate there would have been a tantrum. If I had a bunch of Tom Cruise money and a flock of photographers following me I’d just buy my kid the grande to shut them up and avoid a highly publicized scene too.

Stacey: I am always mortified when I see children getting things at Starbucks.  Or any coffee place for that matter.  Look.  I loooooove Starbucks but I know I love Starbucks because I am straight up addicted to coffee.  And it started at a young age.  Like, 12.  Because my mom let me get drinks at Starbucks.  Are we seeing a pattern developing here?

I just think kids have all their lives to be brainwashed by big corperations.  Why start them so young?

On a side note, though, I like her little outfit.

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Awwww.  Its every one’s favorite alien Princess, Suri Cruise, showing us why she is our reigning Cutest Celeb Baby.

Look how adorable she is in her little ballet outfit!  I love the braids.

Those slippers are pretty dirty though.  Those wouldn’t fly with any ballet teacher I know.  They must make an exception for Suri.

Tanya: If I wore dirty shoes like that to dance class I’d be sent home with a note to my mother. Maybe Katie has her “indoor ballet shoes” and these are her “outdoor ballet shoes” so that she doesn’t have to wear sneakers or boots over her tights and look unfashionable with the paps around.

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You know, its been a while since we have posted about our favorite alien baby.  And with all the talk of divorce and separation I could really go for a pick me up.  And what better way to do that than with Princess Suri Cruise?  So cute in her little tutu.  And her insanely long hair.  It looks like she has never had a hair cut.  But look at that face.  That face is gorgeous.  She is going to be beautiful when she gets older.  You can already tell.