Kingston Rossdale. The hottest kid on the block with his flowing locks and mad tattoos. This kid is totally going to be a rock star.

Stacey: A heartbreaker at 3 years old.

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Well, Jesse James certainly has a type.

People Magazine is reporting that Jesse was spotted getting cozy with tattooed hottie Kat Von D.  If you recall, shortly after the whole scandal erupted, Kat released a statement defending women with tattoos, saying they aren’t all slutty, home wrecking whores, which is true.

What is weird about this story though, besides the fact that Kat is a spitting image of that ho that I refuse to speak about on here, is that last I heard she was still with Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue.  I guess not any more.  Hopefully, Jesse can treat Kat better than he did Sandra.

Tanya: Starpulse says that Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D ended their relationship “for good” last week. If Jesse James has a type (dark hair & tattoos), Kat Von D also has a type (old) and it looks like they fit what they usually look for in a partner. If this is true (which part of me really hopes it isn’t), good luck guys.

Today is Robert Pattinson’s 24th birthday – Happy Birthday RPatz!

Would you get a Robert Pattinson tattoo? Yeah, me neither. But I gotta say this tattoo likeness, even though it’s not very good, is better than his wax figure.

Stacey: That is horrible!

Ok, I am going to get a little crass here so if you are faint of heart, please click away.  But could you imagine being a guy and getting down from behind with this girl with RPatz looking up at you?  Creepy! Or maybe some guys would get off on it, who knows.

Tanya: Maybe it’s her money shot ;0

My husband: I doubt that girl is getting any so it’s not an issue.

Stacey: Touche, Tanya’s hubby, Touche.

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Because nothing says “I Love You” more than a tattoo of your wife as a zombie.

Carey Hart got this special piece of work done recently and posted the photo to his Twitter account. I’m not even going to comment on this because it speaks for itself.

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 “We’ve always been respectful of that song (Achy Breaky Heart). It started off the Cyrus legacy. Honestly, I have the coolest mom and dad in the world–they let me go out and act crazy and get tattoos all over my body and face, and they still love me like they did when I was 5. The more success you have, the more people are going to hate on you–you have to let it roll off your shoulders.”

“When I was 16 and still living in Tennessee, me and some friends were driving around and pulled a fake pellet gun on some girls. The next day we were called out of school and taken down to the police station. My mom was in California with Miley, auditioning for Hannah Montana, and my dad was filming a TV show in Canada–they were so pissed.”

This interview with Men.style.com answers a few questions: 1. Where are their parents? Wherever the money is. 2. Do their parents allow this behaviour? Yes.

I have to say if my kids wanted tattoos on their face I would not allow them. Ever. It might be super awesome when you’re 16-30, but when you’re older? When you’re trying to get a job? When you’re all wrinkly and they look like bad liver spots? Gross.

Check out this tattoo – that’s his dad’s face on his hand. Hopefully he masturbates with the other hand.

Stacey: LMFAO.  That was funny Tanya. 

Last time I checked, allowing your child to get tattoos on his face was a sign of a baaad parent.  When did this change?  Letting your kids do whatever they want is not a good thing.  Kids, and this Trace character is a kid, have no concept of aging and they have no concept of what I do today effects me tomorrow.  I am a perfect example.  I had 5 tattoos done before I was 21.  All small, all discreet in places you can’t see them.  But right around when I was married all of a sudden I thought wow, I am always going to have these; one day I am going to be an 80 year old walking around a retirement home with tattoos.  Not that I didn’t undestand that before but it really sank in then.  But parents know this.  And as a parent, it is their responsibility to protect their children from making stupid childhood mistakes, such as something as perminant as getting a tattoo on your face.  And being famous is not an excuss.  Cause guess what Trace…fame doesn’t last forever.  Just ask your dad.  And when your fame fades, if you don’t have any children to push into the spot light, you are just going to be some idiot with tattoos on your face.

I’m all for proclaiming your love for your partner, and I really hope that your relationship lasts forever and ever. But, as history has shown us time and time again, getting your partner’s name or likeness tattooed on you is just a straight-up bad idea.

Here’s Jermaine Dupri’s new tattoo. Of Janet Jackson.

Stacey: This tattoo is ridiculous.  Mostly because it looks like she is the Virgin Mary. 

I have a tattoo that an ex bought me.  And it does remind me of him. That won’t change.  But the difference between my tattoo and this tattoo is that when I broke up with my ex, his face wasn’t staring me in the eye every time I looked at it.  Nor husband’s.  How dumb would Jermaine feel if they broke up and the next chick he banged is looking at Janet’s face the whole time.  Weird.