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    March 7th, 2010TanyaMovies

    Who was the worst of the worst in 2009? The list below was our predictions with the winners bolded. Stacey – you picked a lot of those correctly. Are you secretly part of the committee?

    WORST PICTURE OF 2009
    “All About Steve” T’s vote
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
    “Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
    “Old Dogs”
    “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

    WORST ACTOR OF 2009
    All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
    Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
    Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2″
    Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
    John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

    WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
    Beyonce, “Obsessed”
    Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve” T’s vote
    Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
    Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” – S’s Vote

    WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
    Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
    Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
    Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
    Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
    Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
    Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
    Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe” – S’s Vote
    Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
    Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too” T’s vote

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
    Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie” – S’s Vote
    Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March” T’s vote – this is a tough category. I haven’t seen “Miss March” but I can imagine that Heff’s poopy face is worse than Pattinson’s
    Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
    Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
    Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

    WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
    “Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
    “Pink Panther 2″ (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) T’s vote
    “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

    WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
    Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
    Walt Becker, “Old Dogs” T’s vote
    Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost” – S’s Vote
    Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
    Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

    WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
    “All About Steve,” screenplay by Kim Barker T’s vote
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.
    “Land of the Lost,” written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series – S’s Vote
    “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen,” written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
    “Twilight Saga: New Moon,” screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

    WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
    “Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
    “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five T’s vote
    “Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years) – S’s Vote
    “I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
    “Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

    WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
    Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
    Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
    Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
    Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
    John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”

    WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
    Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
    Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera” S’s Vote
    Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
    Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner” T’s vote
    Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

    And for fun, here’s Sandra Bullock’s acceptance speech:

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    February 1st, 2010TanyaMovies

    It’s almost time for Oscar nominations which means it’s time for the Razzies! While the Oscars recognize the best, the Razzies give due credit to the worst. And since we love to hate on things, lets check out the list of nominees and make predictions!

    WORST PICTURE OF 2009
    “All About Steve” T’s vote – I haven’t even seen this, but I’ve seen the trailer and that was enough to know.
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
    “Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
    “Old Dogs”
    “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

    WORST ACTOR OF 2009
    All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
    Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
    Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2″
    Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
    John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

    WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
    Beyonce, “Obsessed”
    Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve” T’s vote
    Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
    Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” – S’s Vote

    WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
    Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
    Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
    Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
    Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
    Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
    Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
    Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe” – S’s Vote
    Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
    Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too” T’s vote

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
    Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie” – S’s Vote
    Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March” T’s vote – this is a tough category. I haven’t seen “Miss March” but I can imagine that Heff’s poopy face is worse than Pattinson’s
    Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
    Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
    Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

    WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
    “Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
    “Pink Panther 2″ (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) T’s vote
    “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
    “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

    WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
    Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
    Walt Becker, “Old Dogs” T’s vote
    Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost” – S’s Vote
    Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
    Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

    WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
    “All About Steve,” screenplay by Kim Barker T’s vote
    “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.
    “Land of the Lost,” written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series – S’s Vote
    “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen,” written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
    “Twilight Saga: New Moon,” screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

    WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
    “Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
    “Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five T’s vote
    “Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years) – S’s Vote
    “I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
    “Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

    WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
    Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
    Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
    Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
    Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
    John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”
    T’s vote – Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers tie due to constantly playing all of the characters in their own movies (and using the same characters over and over and over.

    S’s Vote – I am going to have to say Eddie Murphy for the same reasons as Tanya.  But not Mike Myers.  I love Mike Myers.  And whats with the Ben Affleck hate?

    WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
    Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
    Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera” S’s Vote
    Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
    Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner” T’s vote
    Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

    Tanya: Phew! Those are some tough choices. It’s really a comparison of the “lesser” of the evils on this one.

    Stacey: Its especially hard when I haven’t seen all the movies.  But I guess that can also be an indicator of how bad it truly is.

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