(Video: Us Weekly)

Unless you live under a rock you have probably heard about the whole Tiger Woods cheating/wife chasing him with a gold club incident.  Well, turns out this wasn’t the only time.  Us Weekly reported yesterday that another woman has come forward claiming a 30 month affair with the golf star.  My first thought was “ya right”.  You know how it normally goes; once there is one claim of an affair, every hooker under the sun comes forward trying to make a buck.  Well, turns out, there may be something to this one.  This new girl has a voicemail where Woods begs her to change her voicemail as he fears his wife is onto him.

Can I speak for every woman out there who has been cheated and say “asshole”!  Its bad enough to be cheated on but to now be embarrassed by having every raggedy ass mistress come out of the wood works to say they banger your husband?  Ouch.

My hubby said he couldn’t understand why Tiger cheated, his wife is “so hot”.  Well, we all know that isn’t really what cheating is about.

And Tiger must be kicking himself now.  He is known for being fiercely private.  Now we now why; He’s a two timing pig.  He is going to have to work extra hard if he ever wants to get back in the public’s good graces.  I wonder how much money he stands to lose from endorsement deals?  What an idiot.  Risking it all for some extra marital pooty tang.  What a douche.

Tanya: I dunno… Tiger is very private, and this whole situation is a PR disaster. I don’t know where his people are but someone needs to step up and do something. The more secretive he is about this the more we’re going to want to know and the more we’re going to believe something is going on. What’s also weird is that the first alleged mistress that was reported last week is denying the whole thing but she’s also hired a really high profile lawyer. Not sure why she needs it if nothing happened – maybe she’s going to sue the National Enquirer? (lol, I was just able to listen to this – SO BUSTED!!! LOL!!!)

UPDATE: Tiger has released a statement on his website:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

TMZ has some photos of Tiger Woods’ car crash which makes me question the safety of the Escalade – no airbags for this? Tisk tisk.

My hubby and I were taking about this and the question he asked was “what do you tell people if it WAS your wife that attacked you?” and I said to avoid the question all together “last night I was in an accident on my own property and thankfully my wife was first on scene to help me. I have suffered some minor injuries but will be fine in no time. Thank you for your concern.” Done. Acknowledge it, provide no details, move on. Tiger put a statement on his site today that did pretty much that:

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

Stacey: I have a feeling we will never truly know what happened that night, but speculating is so much more fun.  As for Tiger though, the fact that he didn’t throw is wife under the proverbial bus after she allegedly attacked him with a gold club is pretty good.  Hey, I am not defending her, but if I found out my hubby was cheating on me and it was plastered all over the front cover of every magazine for the whole world to see, I might chase him with a golf club too.  And the fact that he is protecting her, rather than calling her a crazy bee-atch, shows that he might really be sorry for what he did.  No excuse but still.  Or maybe he just really is an idiot and crashed his car in his own driveway?

First Tiger Woods’ week started with allegations of infidelity, then he busted up his car in his own driveway. The whole thing seems kinda fishy to me so here’s the facts and I’ll let you decide for yourself:

Fact: The single-vehicle accident occurred about 2:25 a.m. in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, according to police. (CNN)

Fact: Woods pulled out of his driveway in a 2009 Cadillac SUV and struck a fire hydrant, then a tree, according to an incident report from the Florida highway patrol in Orange County. (CNN)

Fact: The airbags on his car didn’t deploy, according to a Florida Highway Patrol report, an indication that he was traveling at under 33 mph. (People)

Fact: “There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle with his wife over him rendering first aid,” “He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip,” “He was mumbling but didn’t say anything coherent.” (CNN)

Fact: the accident was not alcohol-related (CNN)

Fact: Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, told the police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She said she went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV. (CNN)

Fact: State troopers had tried to speak to Woods on Friday as part of a routine car accident investigation, but his wife said he was sleeping (CNN)

Fact: Tiger & Elin were having a fight before the accident (TMZ)

Detective Michael K from Dlisted has connected the dots of this story:

According to a source, Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren had a fight about the rumor that he’s cheating on her ass with that Rachel Uchitel trick. The argument got violent when Elin attacked Tiger’s face, scratching it up. Bitch showed him who the real tiger in the family is.

That was Tiger’s cue to exit stage left, so he hopped in his Escalade to escape the madness. But Elin wasn’t going to let Tiger get away that easy, so she chased him with a golf club and smashed his back windows. Tiger, who is taking painkillers for an injury, got distracted in all the chaos and crashed into the fire hydrant. The two made up the story that his SUV’s windows were busted out, because Elin broke them with the golf club to save Tiger.

 

Stacey: Oooo, my smutty radar is off the charts with this story!  Finally!  Some good gossip!

Smashed out the windows with a golf club to get him out of the car?  Ya right.  Trying to smash out his windows cause he cheated on her?  Much more likely.  Whats more, according to TMZ, Woods told a source who them told TMZ that he needed to get a “Kobe special” which he described as a “house on a finger”.  If you recall, Kobe Bryant bought his wife Vanessa a 4 million dollar ring after the whole Colorado incident. 

My husband says that horizontal stripes aren’t flattering on me because they accentuate my curves a little too much. As shown here with Jessica Simpson. She goes from “curvy” to “OMG! Look at those hips!!!”. Horizontal stripes make you look wider. It’s a fact.

Short + Wide. Not a good combo.

Stacey: I never ever wear stripes.  I am short and boxy, I have a gymnasts body type.  This dress would look atrocious on me.  The problem with Jess is I think that she thinks she is still tiny.  Because at one time, she probably would have rocked this dress.  Right now, she looks like she is wearing an over stuffed sausage casing.