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    March 22nd, 2010TanyaRandom Scent

    Johnny Depp & Tim Burton looking like two peas in a pod (crazy pod) at the Alice in Wonderland premiere in Japan.

    Here’s the numbers for the weekend:

    1. Alice in Wonderland — $34.5M
    2. Diary of a Wimpy Kid — $21.8M
    3. The Bounty Hunter — $21M
    4. Repo Men — $6.2M
    5. She’s Out of My League — $6M

    I’d like to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid – it looks hilarious. And I’d like to see Repo Men too because I love the idea of it; big business owns your innards and can take them back. Cool.

    (pics: JustJared)

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    March 16th, 2010TanyaRandom Scent

    I’m fairly sure that Tim Burton & Helena Bonham Carter have hired the costumer that does Tim Burton’s movies. Where else would you buy clothes like this? HBC’s frock is definitely a custom piece and that hat is not sold in stores.

    Do you think she owns any sweats or jeans? Something to wear to the park without frightening the other children?

    (pic: Dlisted)

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    February 25th, 2010TanyaMovies

    Here’s Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Mia Wasikowska, Michael Sheen, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter premiering Alice in Wonderland in Paris.

    According to the cast it’s ‘kid friendly’ and Helena says her 2yr old didn’t find it scary at all, and Johnny Depp said his kids (Lily-Rose & Jack) “loved every character. They weren’t freaked out by it whatsoever.” I don’t know how much I trust these guys kids. I’ve seen how Helena and Tim dress on a daily basis (same as these photos but more black) so they’re probably not afraid of much.

    That said, what’s up with Helena Bonham Carter’s shoes? Did she have to walk to the premiere or do you think she bought them that way? “Do you have these ones in a muddy cream?” I have a strange feeling that she made them that way. Bought some new shoes, then wore them in some puddles to get a ‘unique’ effect. Helena, if we’re the same size I’ve got some old dirty shoes you can borrow for premieres. Not even borrow, you can just keep them.

    But I do love her Queen of Hearts clutch, and she has some hearts on her dress too. This is custom made ‘hot mess’ specifically for the premiere. I’m excited to see what she wears to the next premieres. Love Anne Hathaway & Mia Wasikowska’s dresses. And I have to say that Michael Sheen is really growing on me as an actor.

    Stacey: I would love to be a fly on the wall in her seamstresses studio…”She wants me to make what?  But she will look like a homeless bag lady.  What?  Thats the point?  Ok, I guess I can make something kinda like that”. 

    And for the record I love how Johnny Depp dresses…LOVE!

    (pics: Socialite Life)

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    January 19th, 2010TanyaMovies

    Word on the street is that Tim Burton is going to remake Sleeping Beauty – from the perspective of Maleficent (aka the Mistress of All Evil). Cool!! I loves me a good villain and I loves me some Tim Burton so this makes me very, very happy :D

    Although, there is one thing I don’t love about Tim Burton: he uses the same characters over and over and over. Please Tim. Lets shake things up a little this time.

    Stacey: This would be, like, the coolest movie of all time. Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney princess and Maleficent is the baddest villain around.  Hopefully it will also be in 3D.

    Although, he will probably just cast Helena Bonham Carter as Maleficent, which is a little uninspired.  Angelica Houston would be the perfect Maleficent. Tall, strong, frightening, and the perfect voice.

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    June 5th, 2009StaceyRandom Scent

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    (Pic: Juste Jared)

    Nothing spectacular about these pictures except that Johnny Depp is them.  And it reminds me of one of my favorite Hawksley Workman songs:

    “Rain, rain
    Falling is the only thing you ever do
    You’re getting pretty good
    You’re getting pretty good at it now
    Down, down
    Down to where the trouble and hurt does live
    Where so many fall
    Where so many take and not give

    You make it seem so graceful
    You make is seem so proud
    You’re just falling from the sky onto the ground”

    I think Johnny would like Hawksley’s music…

    Anyways, moving along.  I have decided that we have simply not had enough Johnny Depp on our site.  I will make a concerted effort for there to be more.  Starting with random pictures of him in the rain. 

    I watched Ed Wood the other day.  A Time Burton movie with Johnny Depp in it.  Loved it. Love them together.  Johnny could make any movie good.  Like Secret Window for example.

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