Tom Cruise Tom Brady and the family are on vacation in Mexico and this photo totally cracked me up. Tom Brady, the man who has a full adrenaline rush every Sunday on the field, getting super stoked for a mediocre at best waterslide.

Stacey: This picture made me laugh out loud at my desk.  Its hilarious.  On so many levels.  I think I am going to make it my screen saver so that every time I see it, I laugh. 

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(Pics: Just Jared, dlisted, Socialite Life, I’m Not Obsessed)

Well, last night was the Met Gala and what that means is that everyone and their dogs were attending wearing their bold and/or beautiful best.  Since the pictures are giving me a big, fat, case of the yawnies, rather than posting a million posts about each individual dress, I just decided to pick a couple high lights and low lights.

Highlights?  I love Christina Ricci’s dress; I think she looks amazing.  And I know you guys don’t like Maggie Gyllenhaal but I do so I included her.  And I loved Emma Stone’s dress and Michelle Williams too.  And Sofia Vergara because, wek

Lowlights?  Brooklyn Decker is straight up offending me with her brightly colored, flat dress.  Seriously, this color is horrible and makes her look like she has zero shape.  And Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.  Need I say more?

Tanya: I agree with you on all except Christina Ricci – her dress accentuates her tiny waist a little too much and makes her body look incredibly weird.

Some others I’ve come across and wanted to add: Beyonce’s dress was so tight she had to be carried up the stairs, Kate Hudson decided to accentuate her ass to make her baby bump look smaller (?), Miranda Kerr wins the “Stripper Wedding Gown” award this year (there’s a dress that fits this category every year), Mary Kate Olson in her Mrs Clause dress and Demi Moore wearing the outfit that she probably wore to watch the Royal Wedding because she wasn’t invited.

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Tanya, thank goodness we are updating our hottest guys list this weekend…because check out this picture of Tom Brady, currently sitting at #15 on our list.  I don’t know about you, but he is not even going to be on my list this time around.

Tanya: No worries on a throw-down on this one – Tom Brady lost the hot and I don’t think it’s coming back any time soon.

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I have nothing to say to this except “Really?”

Really, Tom Brady? A headband? If your hair is too long, maybe it’s time to cut it. Just sayin’.

Stacey: His mommy wifey must not have given him permission yet.

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Why is Tom Brady so sad? It might have to do with the fact that his team was beat by the Jets who played so bad that you wonder how it actually happened. Or it might have to do with the fact that he’s no longer on our Hot Guys List. I’ve had to push for Brady in the past to get on the list but now not even I’m digging Mr QB and I’m sure Stacey isn’t going to counter-argue me on this one to keep him on the list.

But he’s going to go home and be consoled by his hot wife and adorable children, so I’m sure the pouting won’t last for too long.

Aside: With all that snow you’d think he’s be wearing his special line of UGGs for Men, by Tom Brady.

Stacey: Ya, Tom will not be making another appearance on our hot guys list.  Number one, because right now he is rockin’ the Bieber cut because his mommy wife is telling him to.  Two, because of the whole Ugg thing.  And three…nothing is more unattractive than a star quarterback who pouts.

For the record, I would like to say, however, I still think Tom is the best QB in the NFL (don’t hate!). 

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You know how I know that Tom Brady is gay? He’s the new spokesperson for UGGs. Seriously.

Lame-o. Way to make your faltering reputation even worse Mr Brady.

Stacey: Seriously?  I didn’t think I could think he was any more lame but he has gone and done it….proved that he could be more lame.

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First Gisele Bundchen won’t let Tom Brady cut his hair and now she’s insisting that he get hair transplants to cover where it’s thinning:

Gisele Bundchen doesn’t want her hunky NFL star husband Tom Brady to be thrown for a hair loss! She sent her QB to a top hair transplant specialist to deal with his thinning crown, the Enquirer has learned.

Brady – who was recently mocked by Justin Bieber for copying his trademark hair – showed up alone at Leonard Hair Transplant Associates in Cranston, RI, on November 9, where he saw Dr. Robert Leonard.

“Tom wants help with his thinning hair and bald spot,” a source told the Enquirer. “Tom parked his SUV at the rear of the building. He spent over an hour consulting with Dr. Leonard before he slipped out the back door and drove off.”

Tom, perhaps in an effort to compensate for his thinning dome, has grown his hair long this season. But sources insist it is Gisele who is behind his move to consider a hair transplant.

“She wants to maintain that perfect-couple image – the handsome quarterback with a full head of hair and the stunning model with her own long, flowing locks,” added another insider. “She pushed him to see the hair specialist.” (from the National Enquirer)

HAHAHAHAH! I would totally believe this is Tom Brady had thinning hair, but his hair is fine. This probably isn’t happening yet. In a few years, yeah, probably.

And guys, growing your hair out to cover where it’s thinning never works. It just makes it look thinner. If you don’t believe me just look at pics of John Travolta and Brandon Fraiser and you’ll see what I mean.

Stacey: Is it just me or is anyone else starting to think that TB is kind of a wiener.  The media isn’t portraying him in a very flattering way.  Lately its been he is a balding, Beiber loving, pussy whipped mamby pamby.  When did he fall out of favor?

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“Sacked like a sacker. Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings ‘Baby.’”

Apparently Justin Beiber is a “rapper” now, rapping this nifty little lyric on a You Tube video.

Oh, snap!  Tom Brady is getting called out by a 17 year old lesbian.

Cory has asked me when is Justin Beiber going away.  Soon, we hope.

He has also suggested that someone needs to smack the Biebs around a bit.  I would agree, as I think he is a egotistical little sh*t.

May I suggest Tom Brady doing the smacking around?  He may need to in order to save his reputation/prove his manhood since not only does his wifey dictate what his hair looks like, he is getting called out by the pre-pubecent teen with whom she is basing that look.

For shame, Tom Brady, for shame.

Tanya: You know how this should be solved? Breakdance fighting, just like in Zoolander. It’s really the only way.

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Remember this from just a couple days ago?

Tanya, I think you are on to something.

Is Tom Brady seriously sporting  Bieber Bangs?  Does he have Bieber Fever too?

Or is this a picture of Justin Bieber 20 years from now?

Tanya: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

Do you see it too?? Or I am the only one that thinks that Justin Bieber looks like Tom Brady?

Stacey: He totally does look like Tom Brady.  But if Tom Brady were a little girl.  The resemblance is definitely there though. 

(pic: US Magazine)