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AHA!  I have discovered how Tom Cruise has recently started to look younger and younger.  He is stealing Suri’s life force!  He recently admitted it in a interview with a German Magazine:

“I love all my children, but Suri is my fountain of youth”

You hear that?  He even admits that he would rather take it from Suri than his other children!  Plus, he has clearly sucked all of Katie Holmes life force out of her as she is now a pre programmed robot.  This is horrible!  We must do something before Suri is an emotionless droid like her mom.

Ok.  Maybe that’s not exactly what Tom is saying here, but doesn’t it give you the heebie jeebies just a little bit?

Tanya: That’s the same reason why Madonna keeps Jesus Luz around – to drain the youth from him to keep herself ‘fresh’.

I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of law against stealing peoples life force. If not, there really should be.

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If you were thinking this is Madam Tussauds’ wax figure of Tom Cruise you would be…wrong!  This is the real Tom Cruise.  But he looks kind of weird.  And waxy.  And almost life like.

I don’t know what his story is lately or who his plastic surgeon is, but they seem to be turning back the clocks for Tom.  Because for a while he was looking like this.  But now he is looking younger and younger.  Which is weird and unatural.  And it ads to my pre-existing uneasiness when looking at Tom.

Below is one of Tom’s wax figures.  See.  Weird.  And also a little like John Edwards.

Tanya: Tom Cruise makes me uncomfortable.

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Here’s Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise headed out for dinner last night in NYC and while I’m not feeling Tom Cruise’s denim-on-denim action, I’m really digging the plaid 70s style that Katie Holmes is rocking.

Stacey: I like it too.  She is long and lanky enough to pull this off.  Although, it kind of reminds me of this.  Remember that?  As embarrassing as it was, it totally made my life.

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Is it just me or does Tom Cruise look…younger?  Like, remember a couple of years ago, right after the whole jumping on the couch debacle he started to look old and withered.  But lately he looks…fresh?  Rejuvenated?  Almost like Tom Cruise back when he was still “it”, like in Mission Impossible and all that.  Maybe he has had some work done?  Maybe he is using Xenu to steal Katie Holmes life force?

Cameron Diaz on the other hand.  I hate to say it but she looks like a mail order bride/hooker.  This whole ansamble isn’t doing it for me.

They are promoting their new movie Knight and Day, which IMO looks terrible and I think that people are expecting it to be a flop.  Does anyone still pay to see Tom Cruise?

Tanya: I’m not feeling this movie, but I think some people are. My SIL the other day said she thought it looked good and she has pretty good taste so maybe it will make some money. My expectations are low. I think it’s the title that does it “Knight & Day”. Some titles make movies sound dumb.

One of the funnier pieces of Tom Cruise – Katie Holmes gossip I’ve heard is that Tom Cruise doesn’t let Katie Holmes wear heels when they’re out together because it accentuates their height difference and makes him look like a little person.

Stacey: Yes!  This was also one of his issues with ex wife Nicole Kidman.  How tall is Tom Cruise? 5’9?  And both Nicole and Katie are like 5’11 without heels.  But 5’9 isn’t “short”.  He just needs to be with someone who isn’t taller than he is.  That way, he won’t need to wear heels and ban his wife from wearing them.

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I don’t know who I was more embarrassed for.  Tom Cruise or Jennifer Lopez.  Him because, really, he isn’t apart of the joke, he is the joke.  Or her because she agreed to do this, can’t sing live, and has nothing relevant out or in the works.  To me, they are to old, busted ass stars who are past their prime.

And I felt like I was laughing at them, not with them.

Anyone else feel the same way?

Tanya: I felt fontrum. How embarrassing. JLo’s song from 2005 with Tom Cruise’s spoof character of 2008 isn’t the epitome of pop culture and MTV is supposed to be all about pop culture. Instead they should have had the guys from the Hangover do a dance-off with Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce and Alicia Keys. THAT would have been hilarious.

As much as I dislike Tom Cruise, this video is kind of funny.  Tom filmed a promo as Les Grossman with Rob Pattinson for the MTV Movie awards.  It good that they both can have a sense of humor about themselves.

And I have to admit, when not being Edward and wearing his constant poopy face and with the British accent, RPatz can be pretty cute.

Tanya: “Your dirty hair sent my fat ass kid to space camp, 4 times.” Love it.

Here’s Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise dancing to “Whatever Lola Wants”. Well, I’m not sure if Tom Cruise actually dances because I got nauseous and had to turn it off relatively quickly.

On a side note, I’ve added a tool bar to the bottom of the site to “Like” our fan page, follow us on Twitter, etc. If the bar slows down the site and makes it retarded (like Mr & Mrs Cruise’s dance here) just add a comment on the site or send us an email so we can tweak it a bit more.

Stacey: Ugg.  This makes me feel like vomiting.  Not cause it makes me sick to my stomach to see them.  Its that watching people embarrass themselves makes me so uncomfortable that it make me feel sick to my stomach.  And this is so bad.  So so bad.  I have always equated bad dancing to bad sex.  So if that is the case, what does this video mean?

Tanya: Did I ever tell you about the time that my husband & were dancing at a work Christmas party and he accidentally headbutted me and gave me a bleeding nose?

Heh. Tom Cruise is usually so un-relatable but I think we can all relate to this picture right about now. Monday morning. *yawn!*

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It feels like forevah since we posted about our favorite alien Princess, the queen of all celeb baby style, Suri Cruise.  So here she is, looking ever so adorable, rocking a super cute orange dress and a beautiful flower head band, accessorized by her blanket.  So cute!  I can’t beleive how big she is getting.  And so pretty!    Oh ya, and some other people named Tom and Katie or something…but who cares about them?

Tanya: Conner and Cameron Diaz are also in this pic but who really cares. Suri FTW!