Here’s Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise dancing to “Whatever Lola Wants”. Well, I’m not sure if Tom Cruise actually dances because I got nauseous and had to turn it off relatively quickly.

On a side note, I’ve added a tool bar to the bottom of the site to “Like” our fan page, follow us on Twitter, etc. If the bar slows down the site and makes it retarded (like Mr & Mrs Cruise’s dance here) just add a comment on the site or send us an email so we can tweak it a bit more.

Stacey: Ugg.  This makes me feel like vomiting.  Not cause it makes me sick to my stomach to see them.  Its that watching people embarrass themselves makes me so uncomfortable that it make me feel sick to my stomach.  And this is so bad.  So so bad.  I have always equated bad dancing to bad sex.  So if that is the case, what does this video mean?

Tanya: Did I ever tell you about the time that my husband & were dancing at a work Christmas party and he accidentally headbutted me and gave me a bleeding nose?

Heh. Tom Cruise is usually so un-relatable but I think we can all relate to this picture right about now. Monday morning. *yawn!*

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(Pic: Just Jared)

It feels like forevah since we posted about our favorite alien Princess, the queen of all celeb baby style, Suri Cruise.  So here she is, looking ever so adorable, rocking a super cute orange dress and a beautiful flower head band, accessorized by her blanket.  So cute!  I can’t beleive how big she is getting.  And so pretty!    Oh ya, and some other people named Tom and Katie or something…but who cares about them?

Tanya: Conner and Cameron Diaz are also in this pic but who really cares. Suri FTW!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes hit up the Golden Globes last night and they look… good. Katie looks her age (and happy!) and Tom looks like he toned down the crazy for the night.

But… because I’m so used to seeing Katie look like she’s 45 and a robot, and Tom always looking like he thinks he’s being spied on it makes me question this a bit. Think they’re relaxed and happy or do you think they’re just putting on a show for the night?

Stacey: They do look normal. Something must be amiss.  I’m afraid.

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Jay & B made a lot of money from June 2008 & June 2009, in fact they made more than any other celebrity couple. Here’s the top earners (from US Magazine):

1) Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles – $122 million

2) Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart – $69 million

3) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -$55 million

4) Will Smith andJada Pinkett Smith – $48 million

5) David and Victoria Beckham - $46 million

6) Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi – $36 million

7) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson - $35.5 million

8 ) Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy – $34 million

9) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - $33.5 million

10) Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – $33 million

11) Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick – $29 million

12) Tim McGraw and Faith Hill – $28 million

13) Eva Longoria and Tony Parker – $22 million

14) Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley – $20 million

15) Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – $17 million

Beyonce & Jay-Z were top of the list last year also, but with a combined income of $162M. I believe they both toured and had albums this year (Jay’s tour might be after the June cut off though) which is probably why they’re WAY higher earners than the others on the list. Harrison Ford had the new Indiana Jones film come out and I think Calista Flockhart has a TV show?

Suddenly I feel very, very poor. We’ll never be able to affort yachts and Maybach’s on our salaries!!

Stacey: Right before I read this, I was reading some articles on CNN about the earthquake in Haiti and how millions of people are now homeless and hungry and have no place to go.  In perspective, it makes this whole list seem so shallow and silly.  Juxtaposition, you got me again.

But really, I wish I were as rich as J and B.  Then I could buy a house made of chocolate (odd thing to want, I know, but its a fantasy of mine really).

Take180.com has done a Mac commercial spoof with Tom Cruise instead of the PC guy. The actor totally nailed Tom Cruise (lol, Tom Cruise wishes the actor nailed him! zing!) what I mean of course is that he nailed the portrayal of Tom.

Oh Tom Cruise. What an easy, and yet hillarious, target.

According to Celebitchy there is a long history of weirdness between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, and now that Angelina Jolie got Tom’s role in “Salt” the tension is growing. According to the National Enquirer:

Ill will between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise threatened to boil over when Angelina Jolie snatched a plum role as CIA agent-turned-spy Edwin Salt, sources say. Tom was reportedly haggling over salary and control of the movie, prompting execs to cut off talks with him. After Angelina expressed an interest in the role, it was rewritten for a woman.

“When Tom saw they’d changed the character to a female and renamed it Evelyn Salt, he was not pleased,” a friend says. “Tom really wanted that role, and the rug was pulled out from underneath him.”

When Brad heard that Tom was grousing about it, he started calling Cruise “Dr. Strange” said the source.

The animosity between the two actors dates back to 1993 when they costarred in ‘Interview with a Vampire’ and Brad said that he hates making the movie because of Tom.

“He bugged me,” Brad was quoted saying in published reports at the time. “There came a point during filming when I started really resenting him. He’s North Pole, I’m South. He’s always coming at you with a handshake, where I may bump into you. There was this underlying competition that got in the way of any real conversation.”

Tom, whose rep denies there is any bad blood between the two, has been a huge star since 1983’s Risky Business, but Brad didn’t get his big break until 1992, and there was a definite pecking order on the “Interview” set, the friend says.

“Brad felt Tom big-leagued him. He wasn’t gracious and acted aloof around Brad,” said the friend.”

Celebitchy also goes on to say that Brad really wanted a one-of-a-kind motorcycle so Tom went out and got it so Brad couldn’t, and that Tom threw a fit when The Brange was declared to be a “sexier” couple than TomKat, and that Brad called Valkyrie “ridiculous”. lol, this story just seems to smutty to be true. Therefore it is awesome

In true I Smell Smut fashion I’d like to post a poll: In the Question of TomKat vs The Brange, which couple do you like better?

Stacey: Oooooo, this is a tough one.  Because as much as I dislike Brad and Angie because I think they think the are better than the rest of us, I also reaaaaly dislike Tom.  But that is it.  I dislike Tom.  I feel bad for Katie.  However, the thought of these two having a giant pissing match makes me very happy

I am going to have to go with The Brang on this one.

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I guess when Christian Bale got the role of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho he had trouble finding the right person to develop his mannerisms from. But eventually he did, and the source is just too smutty to be true:

Mary Harron, the director of American Psycho, told BlackBook Magazine about how she developed the character of Patrick Bateman with Christian Bale, “It was definitely a process. We talked a lot, but he was in L.A. and I was in New York. We didn’t actually meet in person a lot, just talked on the phone. We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.”

HAHAHAHA! Tom Cruise is the psycho role model!!

Stacey: I love it!  Of course it was Tom Cruise!  Do you think he kills hookers too?

In other smutty Tom Cruise news, Bronson Pinchot (Balki from Perfect Strangers), who starred with Tom on Risky Business, recently gave an interview and had some very interesting things to say about Tom.  Tom has always been plagued by the maybe gaybe rumors, but these quotes give those rumors new, smutty life (see after jump).

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Something about this grosses me out. It probably shouldn’t, but it does. Maybe because it feels like Tom is only doing it because the cameras are there.

Do you feel weirded out by this too?

Stacey: *shivers* I kind of feel like I am watching a brother and sister make out.  Kind of like when Angelina kissed her brother James at the Oscars.  Its icky.  And I feel violated just watching it.  I can never unsee this. 

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Tom Cruise stepped out with his kids Connor, Suri and Katie over the weekend. You know who we never see with them? Isabella. It looks like Connor has to walk 5 feet behind them at all times (ok, to be fair it might just be the photo), but I don’t see Isabella anywhere. Is she hanging out with Nicole & Keith? Is she not beautiful and therefore shameful to Tom? Is she hidden away in a Scientology centre getting her teenage angst brainwashed out of her? We may never know…

Also included below is a photo of Tom, Katie & Connor out for a run.

Stacey: You know, I was just thinking the same thing.  We never see Isabella.  She is probably ugly or something.

No, she is probably away at the Delphian School, which is a private boarding school where children of Scientologists go. 

(photos: Socialite Life)