Angelina Jolie has the hots for Johnny Depp’s super sexy girlfriend, sources tell the Enquirer. Johnny’s longtime love Vanessa Paradis exploded in a fury when she learned that Johnny and Angelina would be filming the movie The Tourist together in Italy and France. Well aware of Angelina’s history with leading men, Vanessa was terrified that Angelina would set her sights on Johnny.

But Vanessa’s fears were WAY off base, says a close source. Angelina, who has admitted to being bisexual, is far more attracted to the flame-haired Vanessa than her beau.

“Angelina laughed when she read the reports about her supposedly having a crush on Johnny… she pointed out that while there’s no doubt he’s a good looking guy, there’s nothing especially exciting about him – and she thinks his girlfriend is way hotter. Ever since Angie first saw magazine photos of Vanessa, she has wanted to meet her.”

Aside from being a knockout and one of France’s sex symbols, 37-year-old Vanessa has one thing going for her that makes her irresistible to Angelina, say insiders. She’s French!

Angelina loves everything French. She speaks the language and is teaching it to her kids and she and Brad live part time in a $60 million chateau in the South of France.

“Angie loves Vanessa’s natural beauty, and has always talks about how lucky Johnny is to have landed her,” said another insider. “She sees a lot of herself in Vanessa – the irreverent, sultry sexiness that comes from someone who doesn’t have to try too hard.”

Another source reiterates: “Vanessa has absolutely nothing to worry about in terms of Angelina and Johnny… the fact is that if Angelina was unattached, which of course she’s not, she’d much prefer to be with a woman than a guy. Angie has always been attracted to girls and has made no secret about this. So Vanessa would be a far more likely choice for her than Johnny.”

Maybe Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt can all run off and live in a polygamous commune. No, there has to be someone left out. Brad will be left with the kids, turn to Jennifer Aniston for help, she’ll say “no” and finally no longer be the victim and the kids will be put to work in a traveling circus.

Stacey: Tanya, how did we not think of this?  Seriously, this was my favorite story from when I was away.  Of course Angie wants Vanessa!  Its so obvious!

(pic: Celebitchy)

“I love his style, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

“I love him, and I don’t have to say I like this and I don’t like that. When you love somebody, you take them as they are. I would not change him.”

“I like him very much in all terms and every sense of the way,”  “He makes me happy. We are many things – we are together and, in a way, one person.”

So cute!