• $5 million on private jets
• $900,000 on nannies for each child
• $36,000 on food for the kiddies
• $1 million + on private tutors that travel with the family
• $63,000 on birthday parties
• $220,000 on private cars
• $153,000 on activities

OK, so just because you have 6 kids doesn’t mean you have to spend $5 mil on private jets, but it would still be expensive. Guess that’s why they’ve both gotta keep working. That and the fact that staying home with 6 kids all the time would probably drive anyone insane (hence the $90,000 fee for each of the nannies).

Stacey: First of all, I would like to know where these numbers came from…$900,000 for nannies for each child?  That doesn’t make any sense.  But I also don’t have any kids, so what the hell do I know?

Tanya: The numbers come from the Daily Mail. The nanny number is because they are looking for a new nanny and are said to pay $90,000 per nanny (not sure how 90,000 x 6 = $900,000 but I’ll just run with it). $90,000 to hang with the Jolie-Pitt’s sounds pretty awesome, but if you want to be a nanny you have to have a few qualifications:

They will also be required to travel between California, New Orleans and France, as well as other film locations around the world.

As well as a degree in education or child development, Brad and Angelina are demanding the nanny should speak at least two different languages, as well as the native tongues of their children.

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Here’s Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie taking all the kids to a candy store in New Orleans. Notice the giant bag of candy Brad is carrying? I bet that doesn’t get opened until they’re back home and away from the photographers.

Stacey: For some reason, I imagine this house hold being complete and total chaos at all times.  And that all of these kids are

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Sandra Bullock is a lesbian.

Charlie Sheen is a zombie.

Angelina Jolie’s kids are going to kill each other.

These photos could look kinda crazy if you believed the headline, but we’ve seen these photos before. Celebitchy rounds up where they’re all from and how non-violent they are. Maddox is chewing his coat, Pax was excited for ice cream and Shiloh was headed to the toy store. Zahara is the only one you’d have to watch out for here and I don’t think she’d be violent – shifty and manipulative maybe, but not violent.

(side note: me saying that is about as factual as the National Enquirer store that they’re crazy violent. Go figure.)

Stacey: Ya, those kids look really violent.  Especially that Shiloh.  Mean looking, isn’t she?  *eye roll*

Although, I love the picture of Charlie Sheen.  It really sums him up well right now.

You know what?  I’m not convinced that Angelina Jolie actually gave birth to twins Knox and Vivienne.  I actually think they have a baby cloning machine where they intend on duplicating their original biological baby, Shiloh, over and over.

Seriously.  Look at the faces of these two.  They look exactly like Shiloh did at that age.  Now I have heard of siblings looking alike, but this is ridiculous.

Think about it.  Cloning.  That has to be it.

Tanya: They do look a lot alike. But a lot of siblings do. You’re on your own with the cloning conspiracy here.

Viv looks like she might throw a tantrum

Stacey: I know that this might sound like a stupid thing to say but all three of Brange’s biological children look exactly alike.  You know how some siblings look totally different and you can barley tell they are even related?  My brother and I are like that.  But these three seem to have the same genetic make up.  It will be interesting to see what they all look like when they get older.  And when are these two going to start adopting again?

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I totally thought Angie’s closet was just full of black everything. The white is a refreshing change

Stacey: Ok, little Know is so so cute.  While Shiloh is cute she isn’t my favorite Jolie-Pitt spawn.  I think Knox may be in the running.  Its refreshing to see them though.  I was starting to think the family hated them because they were always being left behind for family outings.

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So the whole world was gaga this weekend over the first sighting in months of the Holy Twins, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.  I will give Brad and Angelina props as they have managed to keep these two under wraps for many months at a time, proof that celebs can go unseen if they choose.  Aside from this, there was one sighting months ago in Japan, but other than that, nothing.  “Sighting”.  Its like we are talking about Big Foot here.

I am gonna say it though, and I am probably going to hell for it, but Knox is a little weird looking.  He has a giant head.  Ya ya, I know, all babies are cute and I am mean for saying it, but no one else will so I am going to.  Hopefully he grows into it

T: You know he totally will grow into it. Babies have big heads. But he does kinda look like the Spears boys…