One more reason for me to hate Justin Bieber – he’s encroaching on my adoptive family! While I only dream of getting adopted by Will & Jada Smith, Justin Bieber spent the day with Jada, Willow and Jaden at the toy store and then going for Indian. Urg, I love going for Indian food and visiting the toy store!!

I hate you Justin Bieber.

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This picture kinda weirds me out. Clearly, Willow Smith is crazy excited to be able to get a picture with Lady Gaga (she’s even making the Monster hands) and her mom looks all happy in the background. But it looks like Lady Gaga’s hat might have been bumped out of place and I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga will stab you with her prosthetic shoulder piece if you mess with her costume art. Gaga takes shit seriously, and that includes hat bumping.

Stacey: Ugh.  *eye roll*  Lady Gaga isn’t suitable for anyone let alone children.  When is she going away?  Because the more success she has the more pretentious and obnoxious she gets.  Thanking Whitney Housten because she didn’t have the confidence in herself to sing a new song about accepting how you were born?  Seems a little contradicting don’t you think.

Is Lady Gaga on my list of celebs that make me face-punching angry?  Because if she isn’t, she should be.

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I warn you a head of time…I am about to hard core hate on a 9 year old, so if you can’t handle it, please stop reading it.

Willow Smith, daughter of super famous Will and Jada, is now super famous for some stupid song called Whip My Hair (look it up because I am not posting it here).  And now she is saying she is happy all her hard work has paid off.

“It felt like all the hard work paid off, mostly that,” she told MTV News about the signing. “Like all the hard work that I’ve done, like recording ‘Whip My Hair’ – it’s paid off.”

Your hard work?  Please.  The only reason she is famous or has even had the chance to be famous is because of all of her parent’s hard work.  With out them, she would never be where she is.  Without them pulling strings (getting her first role in I am Legend, getting her meetings to see Jay-Z) and backing her financially (hiring stylists, paying for music videos) she would be no where.

Tan, I know she is your adopted younger sister but, to me, this is the epitome of this generation of celebrity kids; spoiled, ungrateful, and entitled.

Sweetheart, at 9 years old, you have no idea what the meaning of “hard work” is.  You have never had to struggle and never had to want for anything.  You have no idea.  Come talk to me in 10 years and then maybe we can begin to chat about hard work.

Tanya: I will agree that she hasn’t had to work as hard as someone like you or I would have if we wanted to be pop stars at 9 years old, but I have no doubt that she still has to work hard in order to make an album, record videos, do promotions and interviews and whatnot. Way harder than any work than my 9-year-old self ever did. And saying that he hard work has paid off isn’t even close to denying that there’s any special treatment, which I’m sure there is and I’m sure she recognizes it.

This is awesome. Thanks to People Magazine for putting it together!

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Stacey: OMG.  So awesome.  The ones of Kingston and Levi are killing me!

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Here is Tanya’s new adopted sister, Willow, bringing the style at a photo shoot.  Seriously, this girl is too cool for school.

Tanya, I am afraid that since you are part of this really cool family now, that I won’t be able to tag along on family functions because I am not even a fraction as cool as any of them, especially Willow.

Tanya: It’s OK, they leave me at home for these things anyway because I’m too awkward You and I can chill at my new parents’ place and just lounge poolside while they travel the world.

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Here is Tanya’s new adopted family, The Smiths, promoting The Karate Kid in Berlin.

They always look so put together and stylish.  And you know that isn’t a coincidence.  Do you think they have family style meetings where they plan what everyone is going to wear and practice their posing?

Tanya, whats the inside scoop?

Tanya: It’s in the genes. They just all have natural style and the posing just happens. This is why the don’t bring me to events, I’m the awkward kid of the family that never quite looks  right with the rest of them.

Seriously. The Smith family is my favourite. Sure, the Rossdale’s are pretty spunky and the Affleck’s are adorable, but I think I’d rather be part of the Smith family. My dad Will could teach me fun jokes to play on people, my mom Jada can braid my hair and hang out with me, my new sis Willow and I will fight over those pants, and Uncle Jackie Chan can teach me how to kung fu chop things in half.

Will & Jada, will you please adopt me?

Stacey: Tanya, no!  If they adopt you they will make you go to that school that teaches L.Ron Hubbard’s teachings but “isn’t a Scientology school”  *wink wink*  And you will have to hang out with Tom Cruise. And no family is cool enough to do that!

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Willow Smith could pass as a miniature version of Kelis.

Here’s Willow Smith glamin’ it up for the premiere of her bro’s movie The Karate Kid last night. Jaden looks pretty cute in his MJ jacket and Trey is still a spitting image of Will. I wonder if Will and Jada Smith hung on to any of their clothes from the 80s, cause these kids are going to want them.

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Here’s the Smith family out to support Jaden Smith at the premiere of Karate Kid and the real star of the show here is Willow Smith’s pant-shoes. I’ve seen Converse sneaker-pumps, sneaker-sandals, and sneaker-wedges but never have I seen sneaker-pants. I zoomed in on this photo and they are definitely sneaker-pants and not just the same colour shoes matched with the pants. At that age you’re growing so fast these would fit you for like a week. Either you’d grow out of the shoe part or you’d grow out of the pant part and then you’re out a pair of shoes AND a pair of pants.

Fact: Shoe-Pants are not a good investment.

Stacey: I think these pants are freakin sweet.  And I am sure that Willow doesn’t need to worry about these being a bad investment.  Her parents are loaded.  They can probably afford to buy her a pair in any color she wants for every day of the week.  And really, they look great on her, but we would look ridiculous in them.

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