We speculate all the time about whether two people in a movie are totally doing it just because they were in a movie together but that usually sticks to heterosexual couples. Today I’d like to get all “equality” on your ass and speculate about these two (rumoured to be) gay men.

Kevin Spacey & Zachary Quinto. Totally doing it or just two straight dudes who worked on a film together? If I were playing photo assumption (and sexual preference assumption) I’d say they’re totally doing it.

Stacey: Lol.  Totally totally doing it.

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(Pics Just Jared, The Superficial)

You know, I think AnnaLynne McCord might be my new girl crush.  This girl is hot.  Plus, she is dating Kellan Lutz so that is a totally bonus and adds to her hotness.

I just haven’t been seeing enough of Audrina lately and I tend to be an “out of sight, out of mind” type person.  It happened with Zach Quinto.  Well, that and the fact that his clothes were becoming unacceptable and he cut his hair.  But that’s beside the point.  The point is, we don’t see enough of Audrina and AnnaLynne is all over the place right now so…move over Audrina, there is another hottie in town.

Tanya: I added a pic of Audrina Patridge in a bikini to the gallery because even if you’re moving on from her, she’s still nice on the eyes.

Audrina Patridge < AnnaLynne McCord.

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Stacey, I know you’re not a fan of Zachary Quinto’s shaved head, but it’s better than the headband look.

Stacey: Ugh. I am soooo glad I broke up with him when I did because this is not better.  In fact, its worse.  Blech.

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Zachary Quinto sporting a shorter do

Apparently, was never really liked Zachary Quinto, I only ever liked his hair.  Because here he is sporting a new, short do and I am left feeling…repulsed.  Literally.

I hate shaved heads like this.  I realize how strong that word is but I need to convey the severity of my feelings towards this new look.  That’s right.  Hate.

Good thing we already broke up or we would have a real problem on our hands because I can’t deal wiht this look.

Tanya: I hardly even notice his hair because he’s always dressed so… interestingly. (ok, I was gonna say “gay”)

Here’s Zachary Quinto and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (from the TV show Modern Family?) enjoying the day off in New York yesterday. It is said that after these two buddied around on the front stoop of Zach’s house, Zach met up with a brunette for a “romantic lunch”. Stacey, did you dye your hair yesterday?…

I hope he didn’t wear this outfit out on his date.

Stacey: Ugh!  I hate it when he dresses like this.  And to be honest, we don’t see each other enough anymore.  And when we do see each other he is dressed like this!  I think we may need to break up.  Not a nasty, throw down, scream fest or anything, I just think we need to part ways. 

Sorry Zach, but it just isn’t working out.  Still friends?

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Dapper: marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners; neat, trim; stylishly dressed, neatly dressed; spiffy.

“Zachary Quinto is such a dapper young man”

Stacey: Dapper and yummy.  Its been so long, Zach, where have you been?

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Here’s Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto at a party, and I gotta say that Chris Pine makes Zachary Quinto look like an old Hebrew man. Sorry Stacey, but it’s true. Chris Pine outshines Mr. Quinto here.

Stacey: Two Zach posts in two days!  Sweet!

Chris may out shine Zach in this picture, but Zach out shines Chris in my heart

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Its been so long since I have last seen you!  I missed you so much.

Its nice to see you out and about, especially in that suit.  I love you in your casual wear but really enjoy it when you dress up.

Maybe we will be seeing more of you then?  Hopefully.

xoxo

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Tanya: It HAS been awhile. Wonder what Mr Quinto has been up to…

Do you remember this look?  It was terrible.  And I think Zachary Quinto is hot so for him to look terrible to me, it has to be bad.

And that is why this look is extra terrible on Channing Tatum.  He is borderline attractive to begin with.  Be honest people!  His body is the best part about him, his face, well, its sub par.  So add this perv stache on top of it?  Ick!  I hope this is just for a part in a movie because this look needs to go!  Because right now he looks like he might steal someone’s baby.

Tanya: He’s filming a flick with Katie Holmes right now so this is either a) a really lame attempt at a real mustache (he plays a cop, duh), or b) to make him less attractive so he doesn’t outshine Katie Quadraboob Holmes.

We had a reader point out that Zachary Quinto and Eli Roth kinda look alike. Her exact words were “do you think zachary quinto looks like (an obviously hotter version of) eli roth? i’m just saying.”

I totally see it but it’s also 6 something in the AM and quite frankly at this hour in the morning my judgment isn’t always sound. So, what do you think?

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Stacey: Tanya, I love you and all, but if you compare my boyfriend to Eli Roth again, I am going to put dog poop in a pair of your shoes and not tell you which ones and you won’t know it until its too late.

That being said, I think its the eye brows.  Other than that I don’t see it.  And I think Eli Roth is gross.  He wrote Hostel.  How f-ed up do you have to be to write that garbage?