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Ok, so I have already declared that I would like to be adopted by the Garner-Afflecks.  And if I were to be adopted by them there is one family I would for sure want to be friends with (besides the Smiths, of course).  And that would be the Jolie Pitts.  Not because of the parents though.  Because of the kids.  These kids look like they would be so much fun to hang out with!  Minus the smacking in the face, which is surely just brotherly love.

Seriously, each of them seem like they have so much personality.  Miss Zahara is my favorite but Pax’s little suit  with his news boy cap is killing me.  And look at little Maddox getting older!  Do you remember when Angie first adopted him?  And Shiloh looks so adorable in her “montenegro style“, whatever that means, strolling around with her hand in her pocket all chill.  So awesome!  I am sure hanging with them would be super chaotic with tons always going on.

Hey guys!  When I move in with my new family do you want to come to the park and play on the swings and the jungle gym with me?  Then maybe we can get some ice cream or something.  Let me know, ok?

Tanya: While these kids are the epitome of “cool kids” they also give me the vibe of exclusion. Like you’d approach them in the park and they’d stop playing, all stand in a line and be like “why do you think you can talk to us?” Stacey, if you end up being friends with the Jolie-Pitt kids can you please ask them to be nice to me?

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I always thought it would be wiked awesome to adopt a little black kid with a big fro, but then a friend said to me “how would you even know where to start to take care of a fro?”. And she’s right. When it comes down to it I know absolutely nothing about the unique challenges that people with really curly hair face.

I guess Angelina Jolie has the same problem because Wyclef Jean has had to give her some advice on the issue:

“I remember my last conversation with her was probably about the baby’s [Zahara] hair and how it was rough,” he said. “Now they use [hair product] Carol’s Daughter for her.”

Angelina Jolie talking to Wyclef about what products to use for Z’s hair just seems really funny to me. I think Brad & Angie need to make friends with Jay-Z and Beyonce so Zahara can get some one-on-one hair tips from B, and while she’s at it Aunty B can help little Z bring out the Diva within.

Stacey: I don’t think that Brangelina and J and B would make good friends.  I don’t think the roll the same.  Brad and Ang seem pretty low maintenance and, well, J and B like to live the good life.

But when are J and B gonna have kids.  They would be so cute!  And could rap/sing like nobody’s business!

This was too cute not to post. Here’s Grandma & Grandpa Pitt out with the 4 oldest grandkids in Venice. Do you think being constantly followed by the paps would make things easier or harder? If the kids ran away it would all be documented, but that’s still a lot of kids to handle regardless.

And Pax holding grandpa’s hand? Awwww! Grandpas are the awesomest.

Stacey: This is a really cute picture.  Quite frankly I was concerned as I have only ever seen Brad’s parent’s with the twins.  I was starting to think they didn’t like the other kids.

Look at how big Shiloh is getting!  And I totally love Pax’s hair do!

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The real Shiloh was not hanging out with Harlow, but is on set with her mom (Angelina Jolie) and her sister Zahara.

Stacey: Ok, I am going to judge.  How old is Miss Z?  She is too old to be sucking her thumb.

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Amidst all the “Who is this child” business, we missed the action coming from the real star of the Jolie Pitt family…Miss Zahara herself!  This kid kills me!  Of any celeb baby I think I would want to baby sit Miss Z.  She has everything.  The looks, the sass, the attitude.  I think this kid would be fun to hang out with.

Tanya: Aaaaahhhhh! SOOOO cute!! Sorry Suri, Miss Z is the new top celebrity kid around these parts.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt took Shiloh, Zhara, Maddox and Pax out for ice cream in Italy today.

Check out Shiloh’s monkey hat!!! Love it!

And is it just me or could Zahara pass as Angie’s biological daughter? They have the same face shape.

Stacey: Love the monkey hat!  So awesome!  And look at her pretty little face.  So cute!  And Angie WISHES Zahara was her biological daughter…Miss Z is too cool for school.

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After taking the twins out for ice cream in Amman, Jordan over the weekend, Angie took Shiloh & Zahara out to the supermarket in France. Shiloh & Zahara holding hands are so cute They look like they’re BFFs.

For a couple that’s pretty reclusive when it comes to family photos the Jolie-Pitt family has been pretty visible lately. Maybe they have a movie or something else to promote coming up?

Stacey: They are pretty cute together.  Zahara is definitely my fav of the Jolie-Pitt crew.  They do look like BFFs.  They probably get a long so well because they are clearly not fighting over the same clothes.

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Speaking of Angelina Jolie, here she is out toy shopping with the kids in France. I love these guys. I also love how Angie just lets them wear whatever they want. And Zahara’s hair? Swooon! I wonder if they brought on a nanny with ‘fro experience to help teach her how to manage it?

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I picked this picture not because of Brad, but because of Zahara.  Look at the expression on her face!  She is my favorite of the Jolie-Pitts.  Seriously, her and Kingston Rossdale need to have some play dates.  How cute would that be?

Apparently since Angie has been shooting Salt in New York, the super family have been taking up residence in Oyster Bay on Long Island and the kids have been attending school there.  Brad is playing Mr. Mom picking the kids up from school and it has the local moms, according to People Magazine, “over the moon with excitement” (side note,  whomever started this over the moon crap deserves a kick in the crotch) and has encouraged them to trade in their sweat pants and messy hair for designer jeans and a hair brush in order to impress the hunky dad.

Personally, Brad isn’t my poison but I won’t deny that he is attractive and can see why they would dress up in hopes that he notices them.  But get real here people.  Brad has the sexiest woman on the planet.  He’s not straying for a local.

What I find sad it that this article is basically saying that unless Brad is in town, the moms usually walk around looking like a bunch of unhappy, messy, unattractive homeless people.  If I were their husbands I would be asking them why they couldn’t clean up like that for me.  Lets hope that once he leaves, the women keep taking care of themselves and don’t return to the sweats and knotty hair all the time.

Tanya: Agreed on two points: Zahara is adorable and we (men & women) should try to brush our hair on a daily basis for ourselves and for our spouses. Who falls for the “hobo” look?

While we’re on the topic of hobos, why do so many post secondary students dress like hobos? It’s a common look at the university; cropped sweatpants with an elastic cuff, short cut Uggs, and an XXL hoodie. Seriously. You may be comfortable, but you look like a hobo. Maybe Brad Pitt should come visit the UofC so these young ladies clean themselves up a bit…