Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth are actual idiots.

One of the most beautiful ladies out there (IMO), Zoe Saldana, is engaged to be married to her boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton. 10 YEARS! Wow. Sources are saying that they don’t have anything planned yet.

Congrats Zoe!

Stacey: Wow.  Ten years!  And I thought my hubby and I waited a long time at 6 years.  Congrats Zoe!

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Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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Here’s a round-up of the best and the average outfits at the 2010 MET Gala. Worst dress list to follow!

Best: Blake Lively, Emma Watson and Satsuki Mitchell. Blake’s dress is a great colour and the cut suits her – I just hope this is a standing event or someone is going to get a show. Emma’s dress is crisp and fresh with the right combination of Greco-Roman-call-girl (that is a compliment, I guess). And Satsuki Mitchell keeps it classy when all these other ladies are just over the top. Plus her dress brings out Daniel Craig’s eyes. Awwww!

Zoe Saldana & Gwen Stefani were THIS close to getting on my best list but their outfits are just a little off. Zoe’s looks good when she does the ‘over the shoulder’ look but head on it’s a little too much and Gwen’s kinda looks like either cotton batting or spiderwebs. It’s not doing it for me.

JLo, please, honey, tone it down a little.

Stacey: This year was a little disappointing for me.  I didn’t love love love anyone’s dress.  Ok, maybe Emma Watson.  Actually, oddly, I really liked Katy Perry.  It was fun and adventurous and had tons of personality…just like her!  Other than that, it was a big, fat “meh” from me.  Boring!

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I don’t know who is paying off People Magazine but they’re “sneak peak” of People’s 2010 Most Beautiful People list is out and Channing Tatum is #2? THIS GUY?! Pift. Whatever.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Julia Roberts
2. Channing Tatum
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Sofia Vergara
8. Bradley Cooper
9. Katy Perry
10. Amanda Seyfried

Last year we agreed that the Most Beautiful People of 2009 was pretty good, but this year I don’t feel the same way. Maybe it’s because my coffee tasted like crap this morning, but I just don’t agree with the list. Jakey G and Zoe Saldana, yes. Perv stache Tatum & Julia Roberts no. Julia is pretty on the outside, but I think her bitchiness should bump her from the top 10. And fake tan line Cooper? I’m undecided. When he brings it he really brings it, but when he doesn’t he really doesn’t.

Stacey: What?  I am straight up objecting to this list.  Tanya, maybe we should do our own beautiful people list.  We talked about it last year…maybe this is our year?

Tanya: Yes we should. Start keeping notes of beautiful people and when the magazine with the full list comes out we’ll school it.

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Did you watch last night?  I watched.  So I figured I would do a quick round up for you peeps.  However, I won’t be doing an award by award recap so if you want to see all the winners, click here.

What did I think?  Firstly, boring!  Like, nothing about this Oscar’s stood out.  Except for maybe Neil Patrick Harris (above).

Other than that, dresses were boring, speeches were boring, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were really underwhelming…so over all for me, thumbs down.

Best parts for me were Sandra Bullock winning for Best Actress.  Seriously, that girl is so amazing.  Second, Ryan Bingham, won for best original song, got up on stage and thanked his wife saying “I love you more than rainbows, baby”.  It sounds cheesy, but in his sexy southern drawl, I almost died.  I can’t find the video otherwise I would show you.  And they were making fun of it on the radio this morning, but I don’t care.  I wish someone loved me more than rainbows.

Favorite dresses, Jennifer Lopez and Maggie Gyllenhaal.  I know you guys don’t like Maggie but I love her and her dress.

Least favorite, Sarah Jessica Parker and Zoe Saldana.

Hottest guys…Jeff Bridges and Robert Downey Jr.

Most annoying moments.  Ben Stiller in Avatar get up trying to be funny but mostly just being a jack ass.  And the crazy red headed woman who hijacked the Short Film winners speech.

So, that’s it, peeps.  I won’t be going into much more depth than that.  Because, really, I am sure you will be sick of all the coverage by the end of the day and you may want to come her for reprieve.

Tanya: Go Sandra! She is now the first actress to win a Razzie for worst actress and an Oscar for best actress in the same year. As for the fashion: I like all of the ladies’ dresses that you posted. Even RDJ’s wife’s (her name slips me at the moment). Hottest guys Jeff Bridges & RDJ?? I don’t know about that. I’m going to have to look at some other photos.

Stacey: Ya, but all the other guys that were there were guys like Ryan Reynolds and Gerard Butler.

I liked Sam Worthington but I couldn’t find a great picture of him.  And Keanu Reeves but he was only on there for a moment.

And whats wrong with RDJ?  He was on our Hottest Guys list…

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